tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post112696801962404603..comments2007-02-13T12:21:24.703-06:00karlanoreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127492430952571502005-09-23T11:20:00.000-05:002005-09-23T11:20:00.000-05:00Oh the memories... Ever wake up naked the next day and thought, "Hmmm, this is awfully strange?"<BR/><BR/>Because I totally never have, really.Ricohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01553659083942726975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127324014395584262005-09-21T12:33:00.000-05:002005-09-21T12:33:00.000-05:00LOL Loved this entry; unfortunately I don't remember any of my drunken exploits. Found you via Zazzafooky and I'll be back. Gotta love a blogger with the word 'boredom' in their title!warcrygirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00327088768318213449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127315872338377212005-09-21T10:17:00.000-05:002005-09-21T10:17:00.000-05:00What the heck part of Kansas City is this!!?? Hilarious story :-)zazzafookyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08610869940012461889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127309114765360742005-09-21T08:25:00.000-05:002005-09-21T08:25:00.000-05:00HILARIOUS! I am here because TJ over at Zazzafooky asked that we come by and say hi! Definitely a good stop! I will be back!soapbox.SUPERSTARhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12318801795920394873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127272940416101202005-09-20T22:22:00.000-05:002005-09-20T22:22:00.000-05:00Passed out on the horn and it didn't wake either of them up ha ha ha I have been drunk but not that drunk.....Unless you count the time I passed out in the row boat and ended up 3 miles down stream.<BR/>Great storiesWalkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00341478577481025783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127272593950362592005-09-20T22:16:00.000-05:002005-09-20T22:16:00.000-05:00I can't remember anymore what happened to Becky. It wasn't anything major, I guess, or I would have remembered. (Or would I?) She must have ended up with friends of ours.karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127245047030954432005-09-20T14:37:00.000-05:002005-09-20T14:37:00.000-05:00What did happen to Becky? I guess I'm fortunate to live in a place where you either walk or take a cab home. I suppose.Little Lighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14087224422716534499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127232959451798772005-09-20T11:15:00.000-05:002005-09-20T11:15:00.000-05:00That's amazing. How the??? Why did ??? Hmmmm. That's amazing.Kikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521803480820981337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127218130007401162005-09-20T07:08:00.000-05:002005-09-20T07:08:00.000-05:00THAT was hysterical. I've just found you and glad I did.babyjewelshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11315287586299660575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127191674391427122005-09-19T23:47:00.000-05:002005-09-19T23:47:00.000-05:00Don't forget the Baby Blues, those always pay off for you guys as well.<BR/><BR/>Cheers.Curatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13324584873780013079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127170985317993372005-09-19T18:03:00.000-05:002005-09-19T18:03:00.000-05:00very good advice karla. i knew i put you on my xtra favorites list for a reason.mrhaneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13536007978722384257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127170725438023942005-09-19T17:58:00.000-05:002005-09-19T17:58:00.000-05:00I'm going to have to remember that next time I think I can drink a few bellinis and drive 3 blocks home. A riding lawnmower would make the drive more fun!"HDS"http://xiphoidprocess.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127166820962063812005-09-19T16:53:00.000-05:002005-09-19T16:53:00.000-05:00He must have to plan so far ahead of time to be able to travel 7 miles on a lawn mower and still make it to happy hour in time.undercover celebrityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14988342066217077928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127158611066010192005-09-19T14:36:00.000-05:002005-09-19T14:36:00.000-05:00I was once almost arrested for WALKING while intoxicated. Damn big-city bastards.AnonymousCoworkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05281820273862517882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127158176273411782005-09-19T14:29:00.000-05:002005-09-19T14:29:00.000-05:00What do you mean? All of these are quaint slices of small town life.<BR/><BR/>I grew up in the metro DC/Baltimore area. We're talking 1. Dead with stolen purse/car.<BR/>2. Arrested (or killed by rear end collision)<BR/>3. Arrested (or killed by road rage for holding up traffic)mrtlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17453683410094387196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127152838087922992005-09-19T13:00:00.000-05:002005-09-19T13:00:00.000-05:00my 21st b-day.. I got so drunk that I passed out halfway under the car that I was riding in that night.. And that just so begins my drunken adventures...NAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04715098742584990869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127150002598595932005-09-19T12:13:00.000-05:002005-09-19T12:13:00.000-05:00Wow...scary, indeed - even when told in a funny, entertaining manner. Now that my son is 15, I shudder when I think of the things I was doing at his age and the things I did when I was old enough to do them but were stupid nonetheless.Jessicahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18251392040487321002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127140452195895962005-09-19T09:34:00.000-05:002005-09-19T09:34:00.000-05:00Just passing through, like your site. I have a friend of a friend who was stumbling home drunk from the bars and thought it would be a good idea to lay in someone's yard to nap. He took the care of taking off his shoes and setting them side-by-side as if he were getting into bed before laying down. The only problem was the homeowners were all having a party on their front porch watching this guy, and when he wouldn't get up they had to call the cops.Hopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14668326241361217055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127137936447202572005-09-19T08:52:00.000-05:002005-09-19T08:52:00.000-05:00God may have a soft spot for drunks, but not for idiots like me (Colin) who can't even log in properly.a fish on a byciclehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13943831808037976687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127137460916634102005-09-19T08:44:00.000-05:002005-09-19T08:44:00.000-05:00Poo: No, the finger mutilation incident happened a different time. Until I tell that story, you still hold the Dumbass title.karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127137095311721422005-09-19T08:38:00.000-05:002005-09-19T08:38:00.000-05:00we had a guy in my small town that had a bad accident, drunk, and wound up a paraplegic. he sued someone, got a zillion dollars and bought a corvette, which he drove crippled AND drunk all over town. he had another accident after about 5 years of drunk cripple driving, and, while the 2 coke hoes sharing the front seat lived, he died. IT WAS AT THIS TIME THE POLICE DISCOVERED HE HAD NEVER HAD THE 'VETTE FITTED FOR HANDICAPPED DRIVING, HE'D BEEN DRIVING IT - DRUNK - WITH A CANE. <BR/><BR/>i shit you not. don't you love small towns?!nitahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00024084036458085667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127136593597316382005-09-19T08:29:00.000-05:002005-09-19T08:29:00.000-05:00I don't think the lawn-mower man is safe from a DUI. At least in this state you can get a DUI for riding a horse while drunk. I read about one such incident in the local paper about a year ago.bornfoolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13242931777034173211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127132646679935822005-09-19T07:24:00.000-05:002005-09-19T07:24:00.000-05:00It's so very generous of you to pass along this hard-earned wisdom so we don't all have to go out and learn it ourselves.<BR/><BR/>Thanks!Masked Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08197019009052401812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127131861600992542005-09-19T07:11:00.000-05:002005-09-19T07:11:00.000-05:00I'm amazed, that must have looked like an attractive proposition to some passer by?, (the car that is). Proof that God has a soft spot for drunks?Colinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07128469969498904642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1127111941967207562005-09-19T01:39:00.000-05:002005-09-19T01:39:00.000-05:00Is this the incident wher you shut your finger in the door and decided to pull it out while the door was still closed? I'm waiting for that one so I don't look like as much of a dumbass compared to you.poonoreply@blogger.com