tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post113830045991652647..comments2023-11-05T05:42:01.187-06:00Comments on karlababble: I need your advice, dear readerskarlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138936191551292842006-02-02T21:09:00.000-06:002006-02-02T21:09:00.000-06:00And don't forget that when the cops show up, you w...And don't forget that when the cops show up, you want to REMIND them that you pay their salary (they just love those reminders) And don't forget to offer them donuts (you know, the really powdery messy kind) <BR/><BR/>And did somebody say midget strippers? have em pudding wrastle and I'm so thereEnforcerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16806806634381207796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138800858577087152006-02-01T07:34:00.000-06:002006-02-01T07:34:00.000-06:00Set up a martini bar....Set up a martini bar....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138796745146046762006-02-01T06:25:00.000-06:002006-02-01T06:25:00.000-06:00Hello! Ben sent me! Sounds like your 1st b-day par...Hello! Ben sent me! Sounds like your 1st b-day party will be a hellava better time than mine! I think I need to jump on this bandwagon!Me https://www.blogger.com/profile/02699507642462587063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138759468603721562006-01-31T20:04:00.000-06:002006-01-31T20:04:00.000-06:001. Any size, however German Bier only (get him sta...1. Any size, however German Bier only (get him started off right)<BR/>2. Strippers, yes; Lesbians. (starting off right again)<BR/>3. Yes, safe bet.<BR/>4. LOL<BR/><BR/>Your kid is going 2B a rock star, I can see it already.<BR/><BR/>Cheers.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14459501987072758875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138743994764352352006-01-31T15:46:00.000-06:002006-01-31T15:46:00.000-06:00I'm so lame, I went for the cake and jam sandwich ...I'm so lame, I went for the cake and jam sandwich party....I should be living in Texas! Kegs...wow.<BR/><BR/>So...no more sticking him in drawers then?<BR/><BR/>Pictures will be a must.<BR/><BR/>Hope he has a super day, and hope you have one too - it's really your day, you did all the hard work.Lyvviehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03660287093457746992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138723990971514672006-01-31T10:13:00.000-06:002006-01-31T10:13:00.000-06:00You left out the games. The best is Diaper match....You left out the games. The best is Diaper match. Dump all the used diapers in a big washtub, each parent has to pick out there kids diaper by smell. Really gets a party going.<BR/><BR/>Also on the key exchange, that allows you to take someoneelse's kid for the night. See if yours is really the worst in the whole world.browser58https://www.blogger.com/profile/14630432285743791989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138723897950150552006-01-31T10:11:00.000-06:002006-01-31T10:11:00.000-06:00Everyone knows that one year olds like jello shots...Everyone knows that one year olds like jello shots. Duh Karla.Kikihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01115142349477432139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138716116857316602006-01-31T08:01:00.000-06:002006-01-31T08:01:00.000-06:00I don't really have any answers for you, but I hav...I don't really have any answers for you, but I have to say that sounds like one hell of a party!Mrs. Cahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01082235238988664221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138707979503100532006-01-31T05:46:00.000-06:002006-01-31T05:46:00.000-06:00Have you considered any games?Hide and get luckyPa...Have you considered any games?<BR/><BR/>Hide and get lucky<BR/><BR/>Pass the spliff<BR/><BR/>Pin the tail on next doors cat (using a crossbow)<BR/><BR/>Postman's cockFishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07128469969498904642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138684387253634262006-01-30T23:13:00.000-06:002006-01-30T23:13:00.000-06:00a skateboarda skateboardDustinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07083651340423917326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138677581958764712006-01-30T21:19:00.000-06:002006-01-30T21:19:00.000-06:00Wait... you need a donkey for the strippers... eve...Wait... you need a donkey for the strippers... everyone loves a good floor show.<BR/><BR/>If I were you, I'd supply the blow- and plenty of it. I know you're a Texan *now*, but those of us who were born and bred here know it's always good Southern Hospitality to have plenty of party favors on hand... better too much than not enough. This rule also applies to food and toilet paper.Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09965244905288318518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138672121398445292006-01-30T19:48:00.000-06:002006-01-30T19:48:00.000-06:00While it is natural to be a little wary of asking ...While it is natural to be a little wary of asking your guests to bring their own blow, surely they will understand that you have many new expenses due to your child. First, of all, it is smart to start a college fund now. By the time he is college age, Yale and Harvard will be $100,000 a year. That is why it is important not to throw any of the unused blow away. Instead, stick in a cookie jar labelled "College Fund" and on weekends, try selling some of it to students at a local college.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138671528628925532006-01-30T19:38:00.000-06:002006-01-30T19:38:00.000-06:00Awww man, I so want to go to your son's first birt...Awww man, I so want to go to your son's first birthday party instead of the one I'm being forced to go to for my friend's one year old, which will undoutedly involve party games and noise makers.<BR/><BR/>Can I send you her e-mail addy so you can send her some tips? ;-)Karinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05399849455270704359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138666094531337522006-01-30T18:08:00.000-06:002006-01-30T18:08:00.000-06:00I think you're beating yourself up unneccessarily ...I think you're beating yourself up unneccessarily over the party trimmings.<BR/><BR/>Have pot, have it in abundance, and volume 3 of "The Family Guy".<BR/><BR/>Recipe for success!<BR/><BR/>Many happy returns to your son.AvRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05643848894450660726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138659032649864422006-01-30T16:10:00.000-06:002006-01-30T16:10:00.000-06:00i don't care as long as i'm invited.and i will com...i don't care as long as i'm invited.<BR/><BR/>and i will comply with any byod rules.dizzy von damn!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16270966248146475879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138645609372798652006-01-30T12:26:00.000-06:002006-01-30T12:26:00.000-06:00For logistic reasons I suggest you hold the party ...For logistic reasons I suggest you hold the party in Mexico. <BR/><BR/>I'm sure there are plenty of *border strip joints that will also provide unlimited booze,beds, drugs, turquoise jewelry, and those tasty food stuffs wrapped in corn husk. <BR/><BR/>*For legal reasons, my lawyer advises me to add -<BR/>I've never been to Juarez.justacoolcathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13810655507426297986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138639450357782342006-01-30T10:44:00.000-06:002006-01-30T10:44:00.000-06:00Pickles is concerned about her betrothed keeping c...Pickles is concerned about her betrothed keeping company with midget strippers. I'll take her for a manicure that day, and explain to her how boys will be boys.<BR/>Jack, on the other hand, has his bags packed for Texas. I'll put him on the bus with a wad of ones, and a Tickle Me Elmo.<BR/><BR/>Serve beer in kiddie themed birthday cups. Better for the photos.<BR/><BR/>(Easy on the blow. We don't want our grandkids coming out with three arms.)Angeline Rose Larimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18058615711696995128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138636176495467822006-01-30T09:49:00.000-06:002006-01-30T09:49:00.000-06:00Provide the drugs yourself and just cut the blow w...Provide the drugs yourself and just cut the blow with baby-powder. Parent's won't notice unles you leave the 6 empty containers of Johnson & Johnson around.acwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06150082760630248973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138635974208921422006-01-30T09:46:00.000-06:002006-01-30T09:46:00.000-06:00Yes, guests should always bring their own blow. G...Yes, guests should always bring their own blow. <BR/><BR/>Geeze you crack me up!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01032670042673340276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138634619541967422006-01-30T09:23:00.000-06:002006-01-30T09:23:00.000-06:00I'm thinking instead of involving just the adults ...I'm thinking instead of involving just the adults with the key party, that you give the keys to the toddlers (great idea, I know!) and have them swap parents.<BR/><BR/>'Cause someone else's kid needs to get screwed up, too...<BR/><BR/>And, I second dennis with the midget stripper idea. Just Jake's size!melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11336573215390862467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138633988668246212006-01-30T09:13:00.000-06:002006-01-30T09:13:00.000-06:00That sounds like it could possibly be the greatest...That sounds like it could possibly be the greatest one-year-old birthday party ever! Throw in a stripper clown and I'm there!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138593390405050712006-01-29T21:56:00.001-06:002006-01-29T21:56:00.001-06:001. keg? toddlers require the hard stuff, mama2. st...1. keg? toddlers require the hard stuff, mama<BR/><BR/>2. strippers for sure. he's still all about the breasts, yes?<BR/><BR/>3. aren't you scared with the results of your last random fucking??!!<BR/><BR/>4. pot brownies should cover your responsibility...and make the people doing blow clean your gd bathroom while they're in there....<BR/><BR/>5. *my* invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. you didn't put that annoying glitter in it, didya?<BR/><BR/>have fun. let him take a nap. and a cupcake has more than enough sugar for one day....nitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05597459215264934977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138586330819621902006-01-29T19:58:00.000-06:002006-01-29T19:58:00.000-06:00poor kid...poor kid...gumushelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247641791368983371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138578446257553812006-01-29T17:47:00.000-06:002006-01-29T17:47:00.000-06:00you are a riot. wait till he's thirteen!you are a riot. wait till he's thirteen!Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13310666391868911676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138572435736021782006-01-29T16:07:00.000-06:002006-01-29T16:07:00.000-06:00Rather than beer may I suggest hard liquor? Do wha...Rather than beer may I suggest hard liquor? Do what the kids these days are calling “the bobsled run” where a groove is cut into a block of ice that is at a 45 degree angle. Pour the shot at the top and the booze flows down the slalom course super cooling it to the toddler’s mouth. I only recommend this because I understand teething pains can be reduced by the cold.Paul Michael Petershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11648270832981229416noreply@blogger.com