tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post113849284198025561..comments2023-11-05T05:42:01.187-06:00Comments on karlababble: Dear Jake: A List of Grievanceskarlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1139009479846232522006-02-03T17:31:00.000-06:002006-02-03T17:31:00.000-06:00But, food is so much more fun when you wear it!But, food is so much more fun when you wear it!~Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774944172261988587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138996058613074062006-02-03T13:47:00.000-06:002006-02-03T13:47:00.000-06:00hello! just wanted to let you know some random str...hello! just wanted to let you know some random stranger linked to your blog from their site(me). you're hilarious, and i read your blog everyday, and, the way i see it, if someone has the misfortune of stumbling upon my site, they should have the fortune of then stumbling upon yours.mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10158604365536797990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138982990646252602006-02-03T10:09:00.000-06:002006-02-03T10:09:00.000-06:00I don't so much like the nose wiping, or face wash...I don't so much like the nose wiping, or face washing either. My Daddy has made a big theatrical production of the whole thing, so I am much more inclined to let him get away with that hated violation because I'm laughing at his silliness. Mommy, on the other hand, is more businesslike about it and we don't do so well with it.<BR/>We don't like it because it interferes with our free head movement, pinches our sensitive nose, constricts our breathing and restricts our field of vision. How would you like a hand the size of a basketball all over your face?lil'bittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04082333803350307991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138974195645390462006-02-03T07:43:00.000-06:002006-02-03T07:43:00.000-06:00If he lets you in on the secret of why the nose wi...If he lets you in on the secret of why the nose wiping is so offensive please let me know, there seems to be nothing worse I can do to my daughter.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12182259415495423946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138938573570415362006-02-02T21:49:00.000-06:002006-02-02T21:49:00.000-06:00Seriously hilarious! I have a 6 month old and my ...Seriously hilarious! I have a 6 month old and my list of "grievances" is just starting. I have a clear view of my future in your post. Good luck, you have a cute little guy. I look forward to visiting your blog in the future.Bridgermamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16730308881568756134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138937991403781572006-02-02T21:39:00.000-06:002006-02-02T21:39:00.000-06:00Oh, the ideas you've given me! I'm sure my hubby ...Oh, the ideas you've given me! I'm sure my hubby will greatly appreciate the next time he changes the baby's diaper and find a pic of my ex in there!<BR/><BR/>Oh, wait, that would mean he would have to change a diaper, huh....<BR/><BR/>He's getting so big! It's scary isn't it? I looked at Taryn today, and I swear she looked a year older all of a sudden! When the hell did that happen! I'd just looked at her ten seconds before, and she just looked like her normal seven month old self!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and those biter bisquits are your first mistake. Get him cleaner food...preferrably the animal crackers and Gerber Puffs (or puffer fish, as my son calls them!). So much cleaner, and quite tasty, too...Christihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05369978641581682398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138924752961900142006-02-02T17:59:00.000-06:002006-02-02T17:59:00.000-06:00Is Jake always happy, or what? He's always smiling...Is Jake always happy, or what? He's always smiling or laughing in these photos. <BR/><BR/>Hey, could you please wipe his nose and take a photo of it? Do it a few times, see how angry he gets. Maybe even a shot with your fingers still on his nose! <BR/><BR/>Does he still fit in the pot?Majahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18165064674706873733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138912303103591372006-02-02T14:31:00.000-06:002006-02-02T14:31:00.000-06:00"Naps save lives""Naps save lives"kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07393608709089617036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138891595531680452006-02-02T08:46:00.000-06:002006-02-02T08:46:00.000-06:00I have some killer nap advice (and unsolicited, to...I have some killer nap advice (and unsolicited, too - the best kind!) for you, Karla - it's found in a book called <A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0449004023/sr=1-1/qid=1138891305/ref=sr_1_1/104-2849304-7126369?%5Fencoding=UTF8" REL="nofollow"><I>Health Sleep Habits = You May Continue to Live in My House</I></A> - or something like that; trust me, it is a GREAT book.<BR/><BR/> J decided at about 20 months that he was too old for napping, so I suggested he get a job. Of course, he ignored me.doggerelbloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01389185751952958837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138861273825761422006-02-02T00:21:00.000-06:002006-02-02T00:21:00.000-06:00I really REALLY want to write something mean and p...I really REALLY want to write something mean and pithy here, but your son has just sucked the venom and bile right out of me. <BR/><BR/>No not literally. That would be both disgusting and illegal. I just mean that one look at those pictures and I have nothing but sweet, wonderful things to say.<BR/><BR/>About Jake.<BR/><BR/>You, you're 3-car garage packed to the rafters with issues. I weep for the children. The ones that come from your womb in particular.CommonWombathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07641027892608666495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138853169220903132006-02-01T22:06:00.000-06:002006-02-01T22:06:00.000-06:00Oh, Jake is too cute to have grievances about him!...Oh, Jake is too cute to have grievances about him! My grievance is that I don't have any little ones to put down for hated naps and blow noses for! <BR/><BR/>That said, it has to get really tedious putting up with all that 11-month-old stuff, but I suppose soon he'll be a "big boy" and you'll miss the tedious 11-month-old stuff. You can't win!Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13075679022848341323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138845347556117552006-02-01T19:55:00.000-06:002006-02-01T19:55:00.000-06:00MS. BABBLE, THESE IMAGES ARE NOTHING SHORT OF CHIL...MS. BABBLE, THESE IMAGES ARE NOTHING SHORT OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. I AM REPORTING YOUR BLOG TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IF THEY ARE NOT REMOVED AT ONCE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138837276575632972006-02-01T17:41:00.000-06:002006-02-01T17:41:00.000-06:00Forget the naps, Jake. You might miss something, ...Forget the naps, Jake. You might miss something, like your Mom throwing up.OldHorsetailSnakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00865830344885164689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138835919377564592006-02-01T17:18:00.000-06:002006-02-01T17:18:00.000-06:00Dear Jake,Clearly your mother needs to get off her...Dear Jake,<BR/><BR/>Clearly your mother needs to get off her high horse and just up her daily intake of booze and oxycontin!Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11464465779161315273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138826254685815812006-02-01T14:37:00.000-06:002006-02-01T14:37:00.000-06:00I was the complete opposite when it came to the no...I was the complete opposite when it came to the nose wiping thing. I would sneeze, and snot would hang from my nose to my belt, and I would lean WAAAAY over so the snot wouldn't touch me, and then I would scream my fool head off until somebody came and wiped my nose.<BR/><BR/>My mom still laughs about how horrified other people would be to find out that my blodd-curdling screaming was a direct result of me "having a boogie."acwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06150082760630248973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138824183585682512006-02-01T14:03:00.000-06:002006-02-01T14:03:00.000-06:00Ah, the list will get longer...You'd think Jake wo...Ah, the list will get longer...<BR/><BR/>You'd think Jake would spend more of his free time writing his thesis for Harvard than banging on windows. <BR/>*pffft*<BR/><BR/>Kids these days... No attention spans to speak of. ;-)Blondie...https://www.blogger.com/profile/00636237187491905263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138823894532705532006-02-01T13:58:00.000-06:002006-02-01T13:58:00.000-06:00You are doing a grea job kid! I can't wait to see ...You are doing a grea job kid! I can't wait to see what mommy says when you learn to turn the door knob and pull at the same time. WOW!... Paigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04702664099837224184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138818283578269402006-02-01T12:24:00.000-06:002006-02-01T12:24:00.000-06:00Get them all out now. When he's 15 he'll have a l...Get them all out now. When he's 15 he'll have a list of his own grievances.Sasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05091466182773982517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138818195075208812006-02-01T12:23:00.000-06:002006-02-01T12:23:00.000-06:00Being that I have no children I'm completly unqual...Being that I have no children I'm completly unqualified to comment on this post.<BR/><BR/>Being that I obnoxious,drunk,and high on paint thinner, I can't stop myself.<BR/><BR/>I'd add:<BR/>1) Get a job, you're almost a year old, the rent doesn't pay for itself. <BR/><BR/>2) At the very least, find a way to start paying the credit cards I've taken out in your name.<BR/><BR/>3) Hone your initiative. Now that you've mastered vision and walking, can't you can see my beer is empty?. Hint. <BR/><BR/>4) Eat what is being served. Burbur is an industry standard.justacoolcathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13810655507426297986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138817009124096482006-02-01T12:03:00.000-06:002006-02-01T12:03:00.000-06:00Ha being a Mom of a 15 month old I can totally rel...Ha being a Mom of a 15 month old I can totally relate!Monogram Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00201245389134780751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138815658054357722006-02-01T11:40:00.000-06:002006-02-01T11:40:00.000-06:00you're going to stop the photo in diaper thing?i w...you're going to stop the photo in diaper thing?<BR/><BR/>i was just getting ready to send you my batch.<BR/><BR/>oh well, looks like i need to go to the drugstore. what size depends would you say i am?dizzy von damn!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16270966248146475879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138815567774445062006-02-01T11:39:00.000-06:002006-02-01T11:39:00.000-06:00you're going to stop the photo in diaper thing?i w...you're going to stop the photo in diaper thing?<BR/><BR/>i was just getting ready to send you my batch.<BR/><BR/>oh well, looks like i need to go to the drugstore. what size depends would you say i am?dizzy von damn!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16270966248146475879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138814490464690122006-02-01T11:21:00.000-06:002006-02-01T11:21:00.000-06:00Too funny! I hope he shapes up soon, although I'm ...Too funny! I hope he shapes up soon, although I'm on his side with the whole taping pictures in the diaper thing. I think that's an even trade for the ever-present fingerprints on glass and messy eating.<BR/><BR/>But, seriously, he's adorable.Mrs. Cahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01082235238988664221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138814179328417082006-02-01T11:16:00.000-06:002006-02-01T11:16:00.000-06:00This is too funny not to comment- however, I'm at ...This is too funny not to comment- however, I'm at work so I have to be all stealth-like and leave a quick comment. I love it! I hope the day I have this situation I'm just as comical about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1138814076583132322006-02-01T11:14:00.000-06:002006-02-01T11:14:00.000-06:00I sense a new business opportunity! In the same ve...I sense a new business opportunity! In the same vein as toilet paper embossed with the visage of politicians, personalized diapers printed with the images of exes!!! There could be diapers just printed with names, too--for the budget conscious. <BR/><BR/><I>I poop on you, Jonny Blozinski.</I>Jess Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.com