tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post115721807431092690..comments2023-11-05T05:42:01.187-06:00Comments on karlababble: For God's sake, I'm a prim and proper lady.karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-68778307195734096752007-06-30T10:32:00.000-05:002007-06-30T10:32:00.000-05:00There is nothing more refreshing than a woman who ...There is nothing more refreshing than a woman who speaks her mind clearly, directly, and refreshingly honest.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for your words.<BR/><BR/>Nancy<BR/>So CalAceProhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07236626408158200292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1169007691892768792007-01-16T22:21:00.000-06:002007-01-16T22:21:00.000-06:00Let me get this straight, you would rather make a ...Let me get this straight, you would rather make a joke about a murdering rapist that had an abortion to avoid selling his baby on the blackmarket or risk a kidnapping only to find his uber-religous wife who was handicapped and terminally ill had an an affair of infidelity while drunk on tequilla trading sisters and chickens to an alcoholic that soon had a fatal accident than make a joke about poop...<BR/><BR/>I don't get it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168411697807496632007-01-10T00:48:00.000-06:002007-01-10T00:48:00.000-06:00You will appreciate this link, then:http://www.ilo...You will appreciate this link, then:<BR/><BR/>http://www.ilovebacon.com/010907/a.shtml<BR/><BR/>Heh, my word verification ends in "cum". Hey, it's not toilet humor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168403164290803512007-01-09T22:26:00.000-06:002007-01-09T22:26:00.000-06:00crotchwaffle is bad.i could never get things right...crotchwaffle is bad.<BR/><BR/>i could never get things right when it comes to joke, never seem to get what's on the banned list for the year, so i just stop making jokes these days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168402442684852242007-01-09T22:14:00.000-06:002007-01-09T22:14:00.000-06:00The crudest joke ever told to me by a woman used t...The crudest joke ever told to me by a woman used the barrymanilow word. I posted it http://www.timvansant.com/otoh/2006/10/04/crude-rude-and-socially-unacceptable/~Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774944172261988587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168389119360330312007-01-09T18:31:00.000-06:002007-01-09T18:31:00.000-06:00Funny. Whenever I comment here, my word verificat...Funny. Whenever I comment here, my word verification is "FuckUdyCkerSon"...Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168387259775645252007-01-09T18:00:00.000-06:002007-01-09T18:00:00.000-06:00Chebbles & Trinity: I swear to God, I got smenita...Chebbles & Trinity: I swear to God, I got smenita on word verification today too. What, does Blogger just use one word for the whole day now? Are they running out of ideas? But unlike you two nutbags, I did not associate the word with my vagina in anyway. It sounded like a venereal disease to me, which made me think of Common Wombat.<BR/><BR/>Okay, this is ridiculous. Smenita is my word verification again for this comment. I shit you not.karlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168386101506089522007-01-09T17:41:00.000-06:002007-01-09T17:41:00.000-06:00Chebbles I also got smenita as the verification wo...Chebbles I also got smenita as the verification word but what's even more interesting is that I too thought smenita would be a good word for a vagina.trinity67https://www.blogger.com/profile/07847419740974969871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168384835519824122007-01-09T17:20:00.000-06:002007-01-09T17:20:00.000-06:00There's a Ukrainian folk song wherein you sing abo...There's a Ukrainian folk song wherein you sing about how when you were young and pretty, you sold your mother for half a pound of butter.<BR/><BR/>Okay that sounded funnier in my head.trinity67https://www.blogger.com/profile/07847419740974969871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168374964275638702007-01-09T14:36:00.000-06:002007-01-09T14:36:00.000-06:00I think we should call our vaginas whatever our "w...I think we should call our vaginas whatever our "word verification" letters spell. For example, today, on Karlababble, my vagina is called a "smenita." Nice! Kind of sexy and foreign, but maybe not-so-clean?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168356103720461462007-01-09T09:21:00.000-06:002007-01-09T09:21:00.000-06:00Internet decorum RULES!When I was a wee girl, we w...Internet decorum RULES!<BR/>When I was a wee girl, we would call that region the "front butt". That makes is sound like it was the topic of discussion alot, but it really wasn't, no really.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168354003274951422007-01-09T08:46:00.000-06:002007-01-09T08:46:00.000-06:00One of the funniest jokes I ever heard involves ba...One of the funniest jokes I ever heard involves battered women (not the crotchwaffle kind). Actually, two of them do.<BR/><BR/>I don't usually tell them in mixed company.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168323456240370472007-01-09T00:17:00.000-06:002007-01-09T00:17:00.000-06:00That is definitely one NYR that has to go, your at...That is definitely one NYR that has to go, your at your best Longshorewoman Style KB.<BR/><BR/>CheersBenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14459501987072758875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168301667464012682007-01-08T18:14:00.000-06:002007-01-08T18:14:00.000-06:00Armsweat: I think that's actually "labia flapjack...Armsweat: I think that's actually "labia flapjacks."<BR/><BR/>Sarah: G'head, take liberties with my crotchwaffle. Half the truckers in the midwest already have, so why not you?karlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168292681635991412007-01-08T15:44:00.000-06:002007-01-08T15:44:00.000-06:00roflmao. Dayam, I have to remember not to read you...roflmao. Dayam, I have to remember not to read your posts while eating or drinking...unless there is someone close by who can perform the heimlach maneuver when I begin choking to death.<BR/><BR/>It's national de-lurking week, so hello. And I may have to steal....er borrow, yeah BORROW the term crotchwaffle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168291881679089232007-01-08T15:31:00.000-06:002007-01-08T15:31:00.000-06:00Crotchwaffles are so much better than labia pancak...Crotchwaffles are so much better than labia pancakes. Thick, flappy, labiacakes. And I certainly hope there's no 'strawberry compote,' if you know what I'm sayin'.Lisa Armsweathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03818438226434601465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168291094358479332007-01-08T15:18:00.000-06:002007-01-08T15:18:00.000-06:00puerileuwaite: Have we dated?Wombat: Die.Karl: ...puerileuwaite: Have we dated?<BR/><BR/>Wombat: Die.<BR/><BR/>Karl: I prefer hoo-ha. It's ambiguous-sounding and just cute enough that a person might mistake it for being a reference to a cartoon or an exotic bird. But in a pinch, "hey nanny nanny" is pretty funny, too. Or even "common wombat."karlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168284751821233712007-01-08T13:32:00.000-06:002007-01-08T13:32:00.000-06:00I'm a doctor, Jim, NOT an engineer!I'm a doctor, Jim, NOT an engineer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168282445326569902007-01-08T12:54:00.000-06:002007-01-08T12:54:00.000-06:00i liked when todd called someone a pig vulva. you ...i liked when todd called someone a pig vulva. you should use that one sometimes.dizzy von damn!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16270966248146475879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168278204175084922007-01-08T11:43:00.000-06:002007-01-08T11:43:00.000-06:00Personally, when referring to women's genitalia, I...Personally, when referring to women's genitalia, I prefer "sperm dumpster" and "penis holster".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168277841917043512007-01-08T11:37:00.000-06:002007-01-08T11:37:00.000-06:00So, given that you don't like the "C" and "P" word...So, given that you don't like the "C" and "P" words for ladybits, what words DO you find acceptable when referring to your yabbamango? I've always wondered how women like having their privates referred as.Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11542765697490155242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168276952130765602007-01-08T11:22:00.000-06:002007-01-08T11:22:00.000-06:00The whole internet went dead silent after that las...The whole internet went dead silent after that last comment by commonwombat... what will come next..... when will the silence stop!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168263801472659462007-01-08T07:43:00.000-06:002007-01-08T07:43:00.000-06:00I disagree. The "C" and "P" words are absolutey fa...I disagree. The "C" and "P" words are absolutey fantastic for traffic usage. I only stopped using them at the top of my lungs (while safely in my car with the windows rolled up) because my 18-month old mimics everything I say and I don't care for the daycare confrontations. Now I make grand gestures.<BR/>It's like take back the night, you have to take back the ugly words and make them funny. Though I don't recommend insulting the medical community. It's like the Swedish Mafia.<BR/>CatnipAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168259708855883712007-01-08T06:35:00.000-06:002007-01-08T06:35:00.000-06:00Persoanlly, i prefer the term Twattwaffle. It has...Persoanlly, i prefer the term Twattwaffle. It has a nice ring to it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168237135986326492007-01-08T00:18:00.000-06:002007-01-08T00:18:00.000-06:00Hmmm... Crotchwaffle. Yes, that has a certain fla...Hmmm... Crotchwaffle. Yes, that has a certain flair and produces a chortle at the mere thought. But sometimes the person is just too despicable for something that evokes humor. For these people, I reserve the term: cumdumpster.<BR/><BR/>It works equally well on men.Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.com