tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post116213777223102289..comments2023-11-05T05:42:01.187-06:00Comments on karlababble: This post will literally knock your socks off!karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162568049337918012006-11-03T09:34:00.000-06:002006-11-03T09:34:00.000-06:00Do Not Use The Word LiterallyOr You May Be Subject...Do Not Use The Word Literally<BR/>Or You May Be Subject To A $500 Fine<BR/>And/Or 10-Days Of Community Service In A Public Library Working Alongside Karla<BR/><BR/>***<BR/><BR/>I'll have the signs made up.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162490241286087702006-11-02T11:57:00.000-06:002006-11-02T11:57:00.000-06:00I'm totally with you.Another one of my pet peeves ...I'm totally with you.<BR/><BR/>Another one of my pet peeves is the misuse of the word "ironic" when somebody really means "coincidentally."Violethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06258853705075543782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162417316473783992006-11-01T15:41:00.000-06:002006-11-01T15:41:00.000-06:00If I ever start my own charity, I'm going to hand ...If I ever start my own charity, I'm going to hand out dictionaries and full lenght mirrors.Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11101957030354776158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162415886126165312006-11-01T15:18:00.000-06:002006-11-01T15:18:00.000-06:00You need to learn some science, kiddo. Their bloo...You need to learn some science, kiddo. Their blood could never boil ... their skin would pop and create an Army of Darkness goo shower long before that.<BR/><BR/>For your next post you could go after idiots who use "beg the question" as if it means "demanding that the question be asked." I haven't been able to find the idiot who first did that but so far I have traced it to a Newsweek reporter in 1998. When I find the culprit, hand me my pistol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162406847709625702006-11-01T12:47:00.000-06:002006-11-01T12:47:00.000-06:00I am in complete agreement. *I* am particularly bo...I am in complete agreement. *I* am particularly bothered by the 'hilarious/hysterical' one. Was the person hilariously funny or was that person spinning in circles with fluids literally flying out of every orifice?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162375520881010702006-11-01T04:05:00.000-06:002006-11-01T04:05:00.000-06:00I would never choose to debate your NINtelligence ...I would never choose to debate your NINtelligence KB... now your off the wall GTalk status messages, that's a different story.<BR/><BR/>CheersBenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14459501987072758875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162319008005227922006-10-31T12:23:00.000-06:002006-10-31T12:23:00.000-06:00At the end of your post is this... "This message h...At the end of your post is this... "This message has been brought to you as part of my ongoing effort to keep average citizens from doing things that bug the shit out of me. Thank you for your cooperation."<BR/>Don't you mean to say 'figuratively bug the shit out' or or is really literally?<BR/>Cause if that is the case you may need to buy some of those depends, adult diapers.<BR/>Poor Jake... Paigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04702664099837224184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162304179643282342006-10-31T08:16:00.000-06:002006-10-31T08:16:00.000-06:00At least "literally" is a real word. "ir-regar...At least "literally" is a real word. "ir-regardless", now that's another matter.Lux Lisbonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02528422583108436698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162272588595090582006-10-30T23:29:00.000-06:002006-10-30T23:29:00.000-06:00I'm going to post a comment so funny that it will ...I'm going to post a comment so funny that it will literally knock your tits off. Oh, wait...tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162259419796269972006-10-30T19:50:00.000-06:002006-10-30T19:50:00.000-06:00Reading your thoughts makes me literally vomit unt...Reading your thoughts makes me literally vomit until I'm regurgitating chunks of my own intestines.<BR/><BR/>I'm not being ironic there. You'll be recieving the hospital bill.CommonWombathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07641027892608666495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162255098464015952006-10-30T18:38:00.000-06:002006-10-30T18:38:00.000-06:00You literally make me laugh every time I read your...You literally make me laugh every time I read your blog! stacieNature Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16725115146167877981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162246452564323412006-10-30T16:14:00.000-06:002006-10-30T16:14:00.000-06:00I literally laughed my ass off at this. . . . and ...I literally laughed my ass off at this. . . . and now I have no more use for my ass-less chaps. Well, I guess I am ass-less now, so they are actually even more appropriately named. But how do I re-attach my butt? I need it for walking and stuff. Plus, chairs are uncomfortable with no ass cushion. I am cursed with not being able to squeeze my cheeks together (since they fell off) so flatulence could be a problem in the near future. Wait a minute. . . . I have some duct tape around here somewhere. . . . problem solved.Spaceman Spiffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14651107796927965129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162244613413067462006-10-30T15:43:00.000-06:002006-10-30T15:43:00.000-06:00Just before someone less friendly points it out, t...Just before someone less friendly points it out, there really is one dude whose blood LITERALLY boils. He's dead, but that's beside the point. And since it's so close to Halloween, I'll go into more detail -- San Gennaro, the patron saint of Naples... it liquefies and sometimes boils every year. LITERALLY!???? http://www.cicap.org/en_artic/at101014.htmAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162240853017252272006-10-30T14:40:00.000-06:002006-10-30T14:40:00.000-06:00If I'm not mistaken, "ridiculously inflated hyperb...If I'm not mistaken, "ridiculously inflated hyperbole" is a telltale sign of prostrate cancer. And I for one don't think you should be making fun of cancer patients.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162237640306790122006-10-30T13:47:00.000-06:002006-10-30T13:47:00.000-06:00i'm just going to start punching people who say th...i'm just going to start punching people who say things like this.<BR/><BR/>they'll learn.dizzy von damn!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16270966248146475879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162236311256220082006-10-30T13:25:00.000-06:002006-10-30T13:25:00.000-06:00I am LITERALLY printing this out to show all my fr...I am LITERALLY printing this out to show all my friends. And I can say that because my printer is whirring and spewing forth ink as I type!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162224205968193132006-10-30T10:03:00.000-06:002006-10-30T10:03:00.000-06:00I use "literally" so infrequently that when I get ...I use "literally" so infrequently that when I get to use it I'm alive with mirth and merriment.acwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06150082760630248973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162219136170381882006-10-30T08:38:00.000-06:002006-10-30T08:38:00.000-06:00I am figuratively laughing out loud over this.I am figuratively laughing out loud over this.Kyranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00084535060369940911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162218252803696902006-10-30T08:24:00.000-06:002006-10-30T08:24:00.000-06:00it's kind of like when people say "i could care le...it's kind of like when people say "i could care less".... well, if you could, then start caring. otherwise you "COULDN'T care less" which would be much more meaningful.blog authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04875877549836240490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1162183236338037452006-10-29T22:40:00.000-06:002006-10-29T22:40:00.000-06:00Now wait a minute, you crazy babbler! I hope you'r...Now wait a minute, you crazy babbler! I hope you're not telling me the bit about the severed hand sculpture was a lie! I already bought a nonrefundable plane ticket to go see it in person, and if I found out it didn't actually exist, I'd literally crap my pants!Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.com