tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post116779261518779918..comments2010-07-30T02:00:37.769-05:00karlanoreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168206639131241512007-01-07T15:50:00.000-06:002007-01-07T15:50:00.000-06:00Fry bacon naked.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168137582776390302007-01-06T20:39:00.000-06:002007-01-06T20:39:00.000-06:00Congrats on your successes (and lack thereof) with your resolutions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168059830427524492007-01-05T23:03:00.000-06:002007-01-05T23:03:00.000-06:00Saddam... Spider hole... heh heh heh -- oh NO, now I've got whatever "praying mantis" has.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168052884639275202007-01-05T21:08:00.000-06:002007-01-05T21:08:00.000-06:00Wiping in the shape of a different alphabet letter each day? Why didn't I ever think of that???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168039763015311422007-01-05T17:29:00.000-06:002007-01-05T17:29:00.000-06:00Jules - If you <I>really</I> want to stop laughing, check out all the fungicide remedies in Ms. Babble's medicine cabinet. You'll wish you were Saddam.Mighty Dyckersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168029165091556222007-01-05T14:32:00.000-06:002007-01-05T14:32:00.000-06:00what about the issues with child protective services??? surely you can make amends there.The Jamokerhttp://jamoker.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168012090695783682007-01-05T09:48:00.000-06:002007-01-05T09:48:00.000-06:00Sorry you missed out on Saddam. Despite his back hair and over all grumpy demeaner, he was quite the score. <BR/><BR/>Thanks for the laughs!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1168010512224425932007-01-05T09:21:00.000-06:002007-01-05T09:21:00.000-06:00That's not too bad Karla. Way to resist the urge to scale Mt Fuji.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167971543588744232007-01-04T22:32:00.000-06:002007-01-04T22:32:00.000-06:00Edge: You've been reading my husband's wish list, haven't you?<BR/><BR/>Jules: I can help you quit laughing. Go read Dyckerson's blog.<BR/><BR/>puerileuwaite: What? You mean it's not "Texas Squeeze 'Em Til Til The Fucker Cries Like a Girl"?karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167950769941997852007-01-04T16:46:00.000-06:002007-01-04T16:46:00.000-06:00You crack me up! Ilove your blog..great list.<BR/>Happy New Year KB!<BR/>StacieStaciehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08187960431337997124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167928200601178272007-01-04T10:30:00.000-06:002007-01-04T10:30:00.000-06:00Huh-huh,....dictator. You said dick.... huh huh....praying mantisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167916863205032892007-01-04T07:21:00.000-06:002007-01-04T07:21:00.000-06:00Maybe 2007 can be the year that you get an <B>entire</B> team of NBA starters to tattoo your name on their chests, instead of just the reserve players.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167916328484013182007-01-04T07:12:00.000-06:002007-01-04T07:12:00.000-06:00I just don't see the point(s) of Resolution #3. And of course #9 was easy to pull off, what with Saddam already in captivity in '06 (and with Kim Jong Il more preoccupied with "missiles").<BR/><BR/>On the other hand, #11 is extremely disappointing, as this means I likely will no longer be able to make money on eBay selling your unmentionables as Rorschach Tests for perverts or mini Shrouds of Turin for unsuspecting religious fanatics.<BR/><BR/>How about instead vowing to learn "Texas Hold "Em" in the correct, socially-acceptable way?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167877962727019952007-01-03T20:32:00.000-06:002007-01-03T20:32:00.000-06:00That's why I have been trying to become a dictator for several years now...Mr. Fabuloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01592140793062186553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167844779592037552007-01-03T11:19:00.000-06:002007-01-03T11:19:00.000-06:00awwww man. so boring.<BR/><BR/>No sleeping with dictators? guuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrl you're missin' out. They got some moves. hahahah<BR/><BR/>okay I'm totally skeeving myself out now. hahahahahahahaha<BR/><BR/>*shudder*Sarahhttp://gotcownow.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167842381075645912007-01-03T10:39:00.000-06:002007-01-03T10:39:00.000-06:00Can't. Stop. Laughing.<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>BWAHAHA!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167840889979998892007-01-03T10:14:00.000-06:002007-01-03T10:14:00.000-06:00Wow, I think putting that non-killing with a machete resolution in there was a bit of self-sabotage, don't you? How could anyone expect to fulfill that one?Karlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14584587530681857716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167839471093125352007-01-03T09:51:00.000-06:002007-01-03T09:51:00.000-06:00I think you should try not to be convicted by the same judge more than once in 2007.AnonymousCoworkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05281820273862517882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167834615033090282007-01-03T08:30:00.000-06:002007-01-03T08:30:00.000-06:00Hey wait! I thought "Get Rid Of Onion Crotch Smell" was on last year's list?<BR/><BR/>~JefEdgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17124063758837005824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167799693048660982007-01-02T22:48:00.000-06:002007-01-02T22:48:00.000-06:00I thought you only supposed to make one NYR, your going to town KB.<BR/><BR/>HNY to you guys.<BR/><BR/>CheersNocturnalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11113850853986787112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1167798038821049532007-01-02T22:20:00.000-06:002007-01-02T22:20:00.000-06:00You crazy babbler, what the hell do you need with a bra? That would be like me wearing a jock strap.<BR/><BR/>BTW, thanks for packing the spleen in bubble wrap. I love popping those things!Mighty Dyckersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.com