Comments on karlababble: How Beastiality Saved My Marriage

Don't mind me... I'm just here for the beastialit...

2007-01-18T10:32:00.000-06:00

Don't mind me... I'm just here for the beastiality...

You should do another post and just say the word B...

2007-01-17T08:00:00.000-06:00

You should do another post and just say the word BOOBS over and over again.

i can't stop saying poop jacuzzi. why have we not...

2007-01-16T20:15:00.000-06:00

i can't stop saying poop jacuzzi. why have we not used this phrase more in life? everything seems a total loss until now.

Man Karla, I have missed you. Your helpful posts ...

2007-01-14T11:35:00.000-06:00

Man Karla, I have missed you. Your helpful posts just make me know that I am not the only one. Beatiality has saved my marriage time and time again. Well, that and armed robbery.

I linked you. What is up with the damn word verifi...

2007-01-13T15:33:00.000-06:00

I linked you.

What is up with the damn word verification thing? Turn that shit off.

It took forever to teach my monkey how to suck it....

2007-01-13T13:45:00.000-06:00

It took forever to teach my monkey how to suck it.

just curious... what would bring the people who go...

2007-01-12T08:08:00.000-06:00

just curious... what would bring the people who googled "to fat to fit through" to karlababble? to fit through what??

I think the former altar boys of the world would a...

2007-01-11T19:42:00.000-06:00

I think the former altar boys of the world would agree with me that we need a little less bestiality and a little more PRIESTiality.

Well, I'd love to put the "best" back in bestialit...

2007-01-11T17:46:00.000-06:00

Well, I'd love to put the "best" back in bestiality.

After years of reading my dad's Penthouse Forum ma...

2007-01-11T15:17:00.000-06:00

After years of reading my dad's Penthouse Forum magazines, I have the ability to correctly spell any form of sexual perversion. In this case, it's "bestiality" not "beastiality." The only reasons I mention it are (a) I want an excuse to tell you that I came in THIRD PLACE in the Scripps Spelling Bee in 1984, and (b) I want you to get some good, pervy google searching hits from this post.

Don't know if you're a fan of dooce, but this phot...

2007-01-11T14:18:00.000-06:00

Don't know if you're a fan of dooce, but this photo of her dog seems to be suggestive, at the very least!

MY DOG IS NOT GAY! And his bitch will back me up o...

2007-01-11T12:58:00.000-06:00

MY DOG IS NOT GAY!

And his bitch will back me up on that!

I think my cats are gorgeous. But then I am a bit...

2007-01-11T12:36:00.000-06:00

I think my cats are gorgeous. But then I am a bit biased. Last night while doing laundry and other domestic goddess duties in total, I spent almost two hours taking pictures of them with my camera. I need to get out more. At least now I have a clean kat box, clean sheets and clean underwear.

Okay okay I need to get out more.

Are you refering a liason with Wombat (or a lesion...

2007-01-11T12:11:00.000-06:00

Are you refering a liason with Wombat (or a lesion from)? Last I checked, a wombat was a huge rodent. . . . oh, wait. . . . now I get it.

Sorry Wombat. I didn't understand until now.

So bestiality didn't really save your marriage...?...

2007-01-11T10:38:00.000-06:00

So bestiality didn't really save your marriage...?

Okay, here it is:"Mein Hund ist schwul, die dumme ...

2007-01-11T02:35:00.000-06:00

Okay, here it is:

"Mein Hund ist schwul, die dumme Sau
er macht nicht kläff, er macht nur wau
an schlechten Tagen dacht' ich schon
am öffentliche Kastration
but I can't get no satisfaction"

God I love those crazy Germans.

Haa, that reminds me of a song our German teacher ...

2007-01-11T02:28:00.000-06:00

Haa, that reminds me of a song our German teacher taught us about gay dogs. I think it went something like, "Mein schweine Hund, mein schweine Hund..."

Karla, I have so missed you.

2007-01-11T01:45:00.000-06:00

Karla, I have so missed you.

Arctic Skipper: Actually, I think being with tfg ...

2007-01-10T20:08:00.000-06:00

Arctic Skipper: Actually, I think being with tfg might be a lot like being with a sea monkey.

tinapopo: That dog is a 10. Well, the missing balls busts him down to a 9. But still, that's a high score for someone with no balls.

My rottweiler-shepherd mix is a real looker, but u...

2007-01-10T14:55:00.000-06:00

My rottweiler-shepherd mix is a real looker, but unfortunately we castrated him at a young age.

It's like that old saying: "All the good ones are either gay, taken, or have had their balls cut off at a young age."

I think TFG might have something here. Sea monkey...

2007-01-10T13:48:00.000-06:00

I think TFG might have something here. Sea monkeys kind of add a little bit of exotic to what might normally be your standard, run-of-the-mill animal affair.

Think about it - anyone can get it on with a fuzzy little cat or a big, buff pit bull, but how many of you can say that you've been with a sea monkey?

Well, Sherlock used to try to dry hump Wookie, but...

2007-01-10T11:26:00.000-06:00

Well, Sherlock used to try to dry hump Wookie, but I think the flame is gone now. Good luck with him if you try.

Wookie, on the other hand, has put on some weight. Either making her voluptuous or you a chubby chaser. Take your pick.

Flounder: While that dog IS ridiculously cute, I ...

2007-01-10T11:20:00.000-06:00

Flounder: While that dog IS ridiculously cute, I can spot a fag pretty easily. I hate to break it to you, but your dog is gay.

Mr. Fabulous: The link has been updated; sorry. And no, Dyckerson couldn't possibly be able to identify a little prick. They all look huge to him, by comparison.

First, this is a step in the right direction, and ...

2007-01-10T10:04:00.000-06:00

First, this is a step in the right direction, and I applaud that.

Second, you have my old blog url. The new one is http://pointless-drivel.com. This slight has crushed my self-esteem. Who could love me now?

Third, Who told you about my little prick? Was it Dykerson? Dkyerson, you bastard!

This IS how the "Mighty One" hits on you. It's lik...

2007-01-10T06:52:00.000-06:00

This IS how the "Mighty One" hits on you. It's like grade school where the little boy who trips you, spits on you and calls you poopy pants really is asking you to go steady.
While I do actually have a bulldog with muscular shoulders, he's still young and needs to be sheltered. Sorry. Maybe in a couple years. On the other hand his nickname is "slut".
Catnip (still too lazy to create identity)