Comments on karlababble: I am a philosophical observer of life

You are the queen of photos!!! Funny post =)

2007-02-04T01:53:00.000-06:00

You are the queen of photos!!!

Funny post =)

Dude, that was awesome. I wish shit like that hap...

2007-01-25T09:16:00.000-06:00

Dude, that was awesome. I wish shit like that happened to me. All of it.

Especially the George Michael part.

Ha ha-- There's so much awesomeness in this post t...

2007-01-23T14:58:00.000-06:00

Ha ha-- There's so much awesomeness in this post that I don't even know where to start commenting.

So I won't.

Living right outside DC, the Marionberries cracked...

2007-01-22T09:56:00.001-06:00

Living right outside DC, the Marionberries cracked my ass up. Ahhh, I needed that on a Monday morning!

Living right outside DC, the Marionberries cracked...

2007-01-22T09:56:00.000-06:00

Living right outside DC, the Marionberries cracked my ass up. Ahhh, I needed that on a Monday morning!

I was in Barnes & Nobles and had to use the restro...

2007-01-20T15:39:00.000-06:00

I was in Barnes & Nobles and had to use the restroom. I find an empty stall, remove my coat and put it on the hook. I am hovering over at least a foot from the seat which caused me to lean forward. My coat fell on my head and then I hit the door and fell through.
Thanks for sharing,
Frances

Oops, I meant toilet. I rully kan spel.

2007-01-20T00:32:00.000-06:00

Oops, I meant toilet. I rully kan spel.

Toilts make great blog fodder.

2007-01-20T00:31:00.000-06:00

Toilts make great blog fodder.

Wombat: That explains a lot. Frequently when you...

2007-01-19T21:57:00.000-06:00

Wombat: That explains a lot. Frequently when you were at my house you had a weird habit of doing what I thought was rubbing a nickel on me. I guess that was your penis. The arresting officers should be commended for their exceptionally good eyesight.

I have a rock-solid immune system because, instead...

2007-01-19T21:11:00.000-06:00

I have a rock-solid immune system because, instead of FLEEING the germs like you do, I INVITE them in willingly, practically DARING them to make me sick. Of course, I do so by rubbing my naked penis on everything I see.

It's made me a stronger person. And gotten me arrested in 12 states. Which has also made me a stronger person.

You never heard of Marion County, Oregon, where Ma...

2007-01-19T17:36:00.000-06:00

You never heard of Marion County, Oregon, where Marionberries are the...um...berries?

This post of yours especially cracked me up! I to...

2007-01-19T16:01:00.000-06:00

This post of yours especially cracked me up! I too use my foot to flush a toilet!
And are there really only 3 berries in nature?
That trash can was quite disgusting! What type of horrible restaurant did you go to?

all good observations. i feel for the dude who ha...

2007-01-19T11:52:00.000-06:00

all good observations. i feel for the dude who had to push his car into the gas stations. on at least one occasion i had the misfortune of "rolling" into a gas station when my jalopy - one of my fave words, actually - kicked it. fortunately i didn't have to push. (kind of wrong to write "i didn't have to push" as a comment to a post that had so much toilet humor in it.)
love your writing.

So funny! The irony of the guy pushing the car int...

2007-01-19T10:54:00.000-06:00

So funny! The irony of the guy pushing the car into the gas station is PRICELESS!

I just love the power of the digital camera paired with the world wide web. :)

Being a male relative for yours from the cow town ...

2007-01-18T22:57:00.000-06:00

Being a male relative for yours from the cow town city. (Number 5 with twins at the bottom)I can realy relate to this. But me's think the guys biffy is a lot worst.

As always, enjoy reading your blog.

TTFN
RKM

You would have a field day in Europe where it's co...

2007-01-18T03:09:00.000-06:00

You would have a field day in Europe where it's common to cop a squat minus eccentricities the likes of a toilet.

Flounder: Everyone here seems to love Jason's Deli...

2007-01-18T00:08:00.000-06:00

Flounder: Everyone here seems to love Jason's Deli. I'm not big on it, but at least they don't sell roofies.

violet & tinyhands: I didn't even think about the possibility that the guy had just bought the car. That brings a whole new level of hilarity to it.

tfg: You can tell that's not a men's room because there are no cigarette butts in the urinal. Men are gross.

Gina: Believe me, I'm in the minority when it comes to my hatred of Taco Cabana. Everyone here loves it, but I'm assuming that's because they take the roofies about 20 minutes before trying to eat the food.

Lux: Why throw away a perfectly good needle when it can be used again and shared among friends? Those Scandinavians must be rich.

Jules: I don't use antibacterial soap because I've heard the rap about how it reduces your body's germ-fighting ability over time. If necessary, I just wash with warm water and my own urine.

puerileuwaite: Beware. I once thought I found a Pez dispenser in one of those trash cans, but was later informed it was a tampon applicator.

John: Finally, a man appreciates me in spite of the fact that I take pictures in public restrooms.

Dyckerson & vitraa: I thought about that too--the roofies could be $199.00 instead of $1.99. But then I remembered that Taco Cabana's food is so cheap and shitty that you can actually purchase food for a family of 11,000, plus all the kitchen appliances and the tables and chairs, for under $40. That's when I knew they must have just forgotten to put the period in there.

You need glasses, you blindass babbler. The roofi...

2007-01-17T23:10:00.000-06:00

You need glasses, you blindass babbler. The roofies are $199, not $1.99.

I have one of them crappers with the button on top. I like to pretend it's a game show buzzer. Every time I take a wicked piss, I scream "NO WHAMMIES!" and smack that button as hard as I can. True story.

I heard Costco is going to start selling Rabbit ra...

2007-01-17T22:40:00.000-06:00

I heard Costco is going to start selling Rabbit raisins, frozen of course. Bulk.

I was completely fascinated with that exact bag of...

2007-01-17T22:20:00.000-06:00

I was completely fascinated with that exact bag of berries in Costco, because I really want to know what berries are NOT nature's berries... are those three the only berries made by nature, and every other berry is a man-made atrocity?
No one, not even the lady who serves the potstickers, or the creepy crowd who breathe down her neck while she prepares them, was able to answer my question.

Re: pic of toilet. WHEN were you in my bathroom ...

2007-01-17T21:58:00.000-06:00

Re: pic of toilet. WHEN were you in my bathroom and who said you were allowed to take pictures in said room? (Yup, that's what my toilet looks like--my turbo-flush. You DON'T flush while sitting on the thing or you WILL get sucked in.) Funny thing is, I have NEVER felt compelled to take pictures in bathrooms. Wonder what ol' Sigmund would say about that?

oh and Jules non-ocd ass is a dirty hor.

2007-01-17T21:44:00.000-06:00

oh and Jules non-ocd ass is a dirty hor.

I love you.

2007-01-17T21:42:00.000-06:00

I love you.

For the car, I thought it funny, with all the avai...

2007-01-17T21:03:00.000-06:00

For the car, I thought it funny, with all the available window space on the station wagon that he chose to write on the driver's side window, like he needed to remind himself that it ran good.

And, isn't that a $199.00 roofie? If so, and that's the small one, I'd hate to see what the large one costs. That better make me forget my marriage for that amount of money...

And the toilet with the germaphobe-unfriendly flush button, have you tried to use your elbow? Or, you could pull a Britney, walk in barefoot and use your very dexterous toe.

Let's review:1) Don't bash the can. I found a pack...

2007-01-17T20:56:00.000-06:00

Let's review:

1) Don't bash the can. I found a pack of pre-moistened towelettes and a half-full pez dispenser in one of them. Score!

2) FORD spelled backwards is an acronym for: Driver Returns On Foot. Have you pushed a Ford lately?

3) Dinner with the In-Laws at Taco Cabana? WTF? Was White Castle too far to drive?

4) Dingle would have been infinitely more appropriate.

5) Then you'd REALLY hate the toilet that I designd for public facilities. Get this: in order to flush, you have to firmly clench your butt cheeks together in order to activate the corroded electrical switches located on each side of the rim, under the seat. Attempting to lift the seat and "cheat" activates a powerful blast of bowl contents toward the user.