tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post209751740710826604..comments2007-02-18T01:00:02.753-06:00karlanoreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-69918699131540409232007-02-18T01:00:00.000-06:002007-02-18T01:00:00.000-06:00So I know I'm late on this, but I laughed so hard over the post I simply couldn't resist. Unfortunately, many of the best gifts have been spoken for.<BR/><BR/>I'm hoping Jake will be satisfied with a fake I.D. and a 2 for 1 pass to the Red Light District. Of course since one of my latest topics has inspired my family to start purchasing condoms for our unborn daughter, I'll re-gift a few of those to Jake as well.Ellie's Mommiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02451635995681914987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-52831046508907591192007-02-12T17:44:00.000-06:002007-02-12T17:44:00.000-06:00You had me from the title-- this is hilarious. You can expect a set of Ginsu knives to arrive in the next 3-4 business days.mysterygirl!http://www.blogger.com/profile/01708758561975520042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-6134395703257039622007-02-12T17:20:00.000-06:002007-02-12T17:20:00.000-06:00"Ebola, the gift that keeps on giving."<BR/><BR/>Thought of that one a little late...sorry.Jennihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08686972386438680531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-52087572421762416232007-02-12T17:19:00.000-06:002007-02-12T17:19:00.000-06:00What about shards of glass in a box, a glad tupperware container full of raw, two day old room-temperature chicken or an envelope full of Mad Cow disease?<BR/><BR/>All equally hazerdous and fun at the same time.<BR/><BR/>Can you imagine? "YAY, a bowl full of ebola! Thanks MOM!"Jennihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08686972386438680531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-53801557656848867542007-02-11T18:24:00.000-06:002007-02-11T18:24:00.000-06:00happy birthday to jake!! karla, i do hope you aren't planning on "baking" his birthday cake. try to refrain.mindyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15446180855243183642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-33695825323169097682007-02-11T14:53:00.000-06:002007-02-11T14:53:00.000-06:00I saw no mention of fireworks in your post but had already dropped my package by the post office prior to checking in here- so when you get that box of edible M-80's in the mail, just write "Return To Sender".Azahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15954414997276668786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-36294631551280406942007-02-11T09:09:00.000-06:002007-02-11T09:09:00.000-06:00Puerileuwaite: That reminds me of the good old days when I got my first Easy-Bake Pot Brownie Oven.<BR/><BR/>ACW: Great idea! I'll get him a Real Doll that looks like me, and I can leave him at home with the Real Doll while I go barhopping. He won't know I'm gone.<BR/><BR/>Jack's Shack: All kid's have a siren lodged in their vocal cords. Incredibly loud and effective.<BR/><BR/>Chris: Did you just say Ultra lights? I've killed people for less.<BR/><BR/>Carla: You may be the smartest person I've ever encountered, aside from myself.karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-38293700041986734762007-02-10T23:08:00.000-06:002007-02-10T23:08:00.000-06:00geez, can't we just send cash?Carlawww.shutyer.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-38280773560972250382007-02-10T08:12:00.000-06:002007-02-10T08:12:00.000-06:00You didn't say anything about beer, let the hops flow for the Jakemeiser.<BR/><BR/>That or a hot date by way of Bethie's cutie pie who just turned two as well.<BR/><BR/>http://mommawethyb.blogspot.comBenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14459501987072758875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-81535986516091526192007-02-09T15:35:00.000-06:002007-02-09T15:35:00.000-06:00I'll be sending Jake a blow-up Mommy so he can have something to hold onto as he cries himself to sleep at night. <BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, I was unable to locate one that doesn't have a surprised expression on its face. The good news is that it does have secret compartments for hiding candy.Crunchy BCwww.throwingpoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-16904178778527093432007-02-09T09:58:00.000-06:002007-02-09T09:58:00.000-06:00Jack - yeah, one of those hard hat helmets with the siren, beer holders with drinking tubes as well. He'll be the star of the daycare toddler class. If his mommy isn't using it all the time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-57995334746163237312007-02-09T06:15:00.000-06:002007-02-09T06:15:00.000-06:00It has to be Reds right? He doesn't smoke anything sissy like Ultra Lights?Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12224025916935179333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1887511089261181172007-02-08T23:02:00.000-06:002007-02-08T23:02:00.000-06:00Jake needs some kind of toy siren. Doesn't matter if it is attached to a car/truck, just that it is incredibly loud.Jack's Shackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-26193185791135222412007-02-08T21:42:00.000-06:002007-02-08T21:42:00.000-06:00Happy Birthday Jake!<BR/><BR/>Can't wait to see the party favors Mom whips up for your party.Franceshttp://blogjem.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-2434722411891576522007-02-08T17:20:00.000-06:002007-02-08T17:20:00.000-06:00I'm going to get him a fully functional drum set because I'm that kind of friend.tfghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-60715789623649360442007-02-08T15:28:00.000-06:002007-02-08T15:28:00.000-06:00Why do you think the Oakland police just raided that $6 million stash of pot growing across the street from an elementary school? Jake's birthday party, that's why. That's the #1 reason why kids grow weed.<BR/><BR/>http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/news/state/16651438.htmChebbles' Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917897064970938887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-52944500477851874932007-02-08T14:30:00.000-06:002007-02-08T14:30:00.000-06:00My birthday is in May. Same rules apply.honeykbeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05691024571941093898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-92198425909928620682007-02-08T14:13:00.000-06:002007-02-08T14:13:00.000-06:00Had to post a reply with this. I saw it on bloggingbaby.com. <BR/><BR/>"TOM IS MY NEW JESUS."<BR/>http://www.cafepress.com/dmops<BR/><BR/>It's on adult clothing, baby clothing, cups, hats, bags, and stickers, buttons and magnets.jennnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-58661178851705247382007-02-08T13:30:00.000-06:002007-02-08T13:30:00.000-06:00Happy Birthday to him. Good for no toy guns. Even if they don't shoot anything, you can still get hurt with them. I still have a scar on the back of my head from when my cousin beat me with toy rifle. It was bad and it was just a toy. You can never be to careful as they say.Dooce Fan!http://www.blogger.com/profile/12594057892042608000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-86091973310204138022007-02-08T12:32:00.000-06:002007-02-08T12:32:00.000-06:00I got a hydroponics system on sale for $97.95 at Walmart. I guess I'll have to keep it though, since it doesn't meet the $100 minimum. Maybe next year I'll send him some of the produsts of the kept gift. . . . what's a brick go for now a days anyway?<BR/><BR/>I think someone is posing as the real Dyckerson and using his likeness illegally. Why else would he "approve" this message. Seems a little fishy to me. . . . . I left that open ended for anyone willing to take it over from there.Spaceman Spiffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14651107796927965129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-6672966132945981242007-02-08T10:36:00.000-06:002007-02-08T10:36:00.000-06:00Ahhh, nostalgia. Reading your blog always reminds me of growing up with nana and her Virginia Slims and goiters...andyhttp://mrmaestro.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1203731066303813472007-02-08T09:59:00.000-06:002007-02-08T09:59:00.000-06:00My gift is in the mail!!! I am sending him the Pete Doherty DIY Home Cocaine Injection Kit!!! It comes with a free <A HREF="http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/pete_doherty_still_doing_the_d.html" REL="nofollow">instructional video</A> featuring Pete himself!!!<BR/><BR/>He'll have hours of fun partying like a true rockstar!!!soapbox.SUPERSTARhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12318801795920394873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-60053562379565138452007-02-08T09:12:00.000-06:002007-02-08T09:12:00.000-06:00Does he play with dolls? Do you think he would like a <A HREF="http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp" REL="nofollow">Real Doll</A>? I think I know where we can get a used one for cheap. You have Wombat's email address right?anonymouscoworkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150082760630248973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-80208280715600731932007-02-08T08:15:00.000-06:002007-02-08T08:15:00.000-06:00Sorry I won't be sending Jake any thing. I have my own prodigy to spoil. Feel free to send us any of your unwanted porn though.Lux Lisbonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06732432688682190579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-73774205670008892832007-02-07T23:43:00.000-06:002007-02-07T23:43:00.000-06:00I'm giving Jake a nice set of drums, a black light, a whistle and glow stick so he can have a quasi-rave in his own room now that he has out grown pacifiers, this will give him and excuse to utilize one again and remember the good old days of his youth.<BR/>~GINANot a Cookie Cutterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15525044655999243549noreply@blogger.com