tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post2658100146317501372..comments2023-11-05T05:42:01.187-06:00Comments on karlababble: Why doesn't anyone ever want me dead? It's not fair.karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-1063597183714457472007-04-13T04:08:00.000-05:002007-04-13T04:08:00.000-05:00yes, oh hell, YES. finally. someone laces together...yes, oh hell, YES. finally. someone laces together the words that describe megalomaniac me: "crybaby trying to find my inner child."<BR/><BR/>sadly, i don't qualify as lazy. i'm asian, which means i do more but get paid less. hmmm, now there's a cushy motive for a death threat...{illyria}https://www.blogger.com/profile/13775354102448016426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-44353991494443768922007-04-12T21:17:00.000-05:002007-04-12T21:17:00.000-05:00Maybe she really did wash her hands of us....Naaaa...Maybe she really did wash her hands of us....<BR/><BR/>Naaaaaaa, we're like a raging crack habit or filthy whore: you may WANT to stop coming back, but it ain't gonna happen until Oprah pays for it.<BR/><BR/>You want a death threat? I'll give you a death threat. If you don't come back soon, I'm going to tie you down and floss your teeth with one of they sweaty hairs from my ass. If the thought of that doesn't make you wanna die, then you're clearly the type of person who isn't updating because you're too busy writing love letters to John Hinkley Jr.Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-13429747365471678932007-04-12T12:39:00.000-05:002007-04-12T12:39:00.000-05:00OK, now you've pushed me over the edge. You want a...OK, now you've pushed me over the edge. You want a death threat? OK, here's a death threat. I hope you slip on the sidewalk and, and, and -- I can't say it. I just can't say it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-49269925255384386112007-04-12T11:46:00.000-05:002007-04-12T11:46:00.000-05:00Did someone kill Karla? Already?!? Man, that sucks...Did someone kill Karla? Already?!? Man, that sucks! So, who do we get to fill in until her ghost comes back and haunts this place?Spaceman Spiffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14651107796927965129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-28794742195935842802007-04-11T17:37:00.000-05:002007-04-11T17:37:00.000-05:00I'm thinking the old woman really is dead. She ha...I'm thinking the old woman really is dead. She hasn't updated her bliggity blog in over a week.Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-86232221064089736872007-04-11T13:02:00.000-05:002007-04-11T13:02:00.000-05:00Kill no, torture yes; Hounds style... starting wit...Kill no, torture yes; Hounds style... starting with big fat muddy feet tromping through your clean kitchen to snoring louder than busted chain saws.<BR/><BR/>Cheers KBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-22527271460600108122007-04-10T16:35:00.000-05:002007-04-10T16:35:00.000-05:00It's the drugs, I tell ya, the drugs! They've suck...It's the drugs, I tell ya, the drugs! They've sucked the motivation to kill from everyone! A shame, I say, a true shame.<BR/><BR/>Meanwhile, what's worse, the Henley threats or death threats? You make the call.honeykbeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05691024571941093898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-8420330636901372932007-04-10T15:27:00.000-05:002007-04-10T15:27:00.000-05:00I'm commenting from inside the house...I'm commenting from inside the house...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-5346871678936472782007-04-10T04:16:00.000-05:002007-04-10T04:16:00.000-05:00Does a death threat count if come from you mother?...Does a death threat count if come from you mother?Lux Lisbonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02528422583108436698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-32777428821002321142007-04-09T18:58:00.000-05:002007-04-09T18:58:00.000-05:00Boy I hate it when you get pissed off. I think I'...Boy I hate it when you get pissed off. I think I'll come over there and kill you.<BR/><BR/>(Dear Karla: Did I pass Killing 101?)OldHorsetailSnakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00865830344885164689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-30963407524553930172007-04-07T23:23:00.000-05:002007-04-07T23:23:00.000-05:00Clearly the dead rat on your doorstep did not impr...Clearly the dead rat on your doorstep did not impress you.Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-15150757745555951212007-04-07T13:53:00.000-05:002007-04-07T13:53:00.000-05:00Once you pop the kid out, I'm sure you'll start ge...Once you pop the kid out, I'm sure you'll start getting proper death threats again. Besides, assult (which threats are considered) on a woman who's preggers is a felony. If I'm risking going to jail and becoming somebody's bitch, it's not going to be for a threat. I know, I should quit whining and take one for the team. I suck.Girl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239074780858752880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-40213390553272927172007-04-06T22:39:00.000-05:002007-04-06T22:39:00.000-05:00Okay, that does it! You know very well how much p...Okay, that does it! You know very well how much pregnant women enjoy their nap times! 6 annoying musical Elmo toys? That's pushing a woman too far!! One death threat coming up!<BR/><BR/>You have officially moved to the number one slot on my "Emergency 3AM Mommie Will Kill Someone If She Doesn't Sleep Soon" babysitter list! <BR/><BR/>Thus you will either meet your demise via the screams of a newborn infant or the vengance of a sleep-deprived Mommie. Your choice!Ellie's Mommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02451635995681914987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-70476092654980467322007-04-06T15:32:00.000-05:002007-04-06T15:32:00.000-05:00She's a pansy who can't take criticism is how it s...She's a pansy who can't take criticism is how it seems to me. Oh, and I want you dead.Malnurtured Snayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506933474730575045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-24825982651104049452007-04-06T09:36:00.000-05:002007-04-06T09:36:00.000-05:00Here, for Christ's sake:http://tinyurl.com/2zjet2I...Here, for Christ's sake:<BR/><BR/>http://tinyurl.com/2zjet2<BR/><BR/>I hope you're happy.CommonWombathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07641027892608666495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-10714097273914325502007-04-06T08:31:00.000-05:002007-04-06T08:31:00.000-05:00Ok, sorry right off the bat for this...Karla, can ...Ok, sorry right off the bat for this...<BR/><BR/>Karla, can you email me? I have a serious question. Well, not THAT serious, but sorta serious. I promise to threaten to kill you if you do. My email's on my blog. I'd leave it here, but then people would be calling me on the horn all the time, asking me to do photo shoots and shit and it just makes my life a hell, ok; a living hell! hehe.Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-23909987080560357312007-04-05T23:19:00.000-05:002007-04-05T23:19:00.000-05:00Well I thought about leaving a threat but I notice...Well I thought about leaving a threat but I noticed I hadn't read your previous post, so I read that. Then I spent about 10 minutes figuring out my my sign in was to comment on that. Then I had to pee so got anohter drink while I was up. At that point I went and read about ACW's poo issue which reminded me to check out CBC. Finally I remembered to come back here to deal with this issue and...... hey look my drink is almost empty I better take care of that....Da Monkey Codehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16676996032391087569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-14108001340781476422007-04-05T21:34:00.000-05:002007-04-05T21:34:00.000-05:00sfpfmwqOK, so what does this all really mean? You...sfpfmwqOK, so what does this all really mean? You are washing your hands of your blog? Taking a break? What, what, what, what, what? :)Gucci Musehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04952459516058113168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-69101104954855534442007-04-05T19:27:00.000-05:002007-04-05T19:27:00.000-05:00No way! If I get one more restraining order my par...No way! If I get one more restraining order my parole officer will... um, never mind.<BR/><BR/>And I'm in a filthy, dog-filled house thank you very much!~Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774944172261988587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-73968583011876392822007-04-05T19:23:00.000-05:002007-04-05T19:23:00.000-05:00I just met you and I already want you dead!!!!Call...I just met you and I already want you dead!!!!<BR/><BR/>Call me!Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06519451746296418249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-12765136373043985842007-04-05T15:56:00.000-05:002007-04-05T15:56:00.000-05:00The following link is a real time saver for any ot...The following link is a real time saver for any other readers who want to heap the hate--<BR/><A HREF="http://contactsheet.org/junk/ransom.html" REL="nofollow">Ransom Note Generator</A>.tinyhandshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08241060237876465421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-69533468795383535242007-04-05T15:29:00.000-05:002007-04-05T15:29:00.000-05:00I can't stand fava beans or Chiante, so as soon as...I can't stand fava beans or Chiante, so as soon as I find suitable substitutes, you are toast. . . . well, the toast is a side, you'd be the main dish. Anyway, please try to have the as yet unborn progeny out of the diseased canyon you call a womb by then. I may not balk at ending you, but an innocent child is more than I can handle. As it is, I could be doing him/her a favor by making it possible to grow up in a single family home free of your influence.<BR/><BR/>Let me know when would be good for you. Have your people call my people and we'll get this thing penciled in. I was thinking sometime around Columbus day. I'll need a good 30 days or so for the proper aging before I have you for Turkey Day dinner. Have you OVER for turkey day. . . . yea, that's what I meant.<BR/><BR/>How was that, insult and intended injury? Feel better now?Spaceman Spiffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14651107796927965129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-17775495349822415012007-04-05T13:05:00.000-05:002007-04-05T13:05:00.000-05:00I have issues with leaving death threats but is it...I have issues with leaving death threats but is it okay to stalk you? I mean I'll keep an appropriate distance and will never call you at work. But remember I will always be there. <BR/><BR/>When you go to the store i'll be in the other aisle or out in the parking lot or watching you from one of those buble mirrors on the ceiling (how do they get someone small enough to fit in one of those anyway?), I'll be there when you step out and get the paper in the morning, when you fart (and I'm sure you don't have a carbon credit for that either). <BR/><BR/>Killing would only take away the fun. And i don't want to spend the rest of my days with my back against a wall in some Texas prison.Piratehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08376248135574964070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-40386946104111512012007-04-05T11:00:00.000-05:002007-04-05T11:00:00.000-05:00I have to know someone a lot longer to start issue...I have to know someone a lot longer to start issue death threats. Sorry.Darceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09580119434104961289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-33937353300663422202007-04-05T10:40:00.000-05:002007-04-05T10:40:00.000-05:00I'm not sure if I've ever read your blog before bu...I'm not sure if I've ever read your blog before but it sucks. It sucks so bad I've placed a curse on you that will ultimately lead to your death. It's a slow release curse which will kill you sometime between now and the year 2100.<BR/><BR/>But, I will say that this post has forced me to express how I feel abotu people that turn off thier comments.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13544992030084559716noreply@blogger.com