tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post8304753513487845833..comments2007-10-17T10:46:59.578-05:00karlanoreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-90913090973793251852007-10-17T10:46:00.000-05:002007-10-17T10:46:00.000-05:00Fun, all the stuff I never say because I try to be nice! Totally on about the rednecks. 4th rule, outlaw Walmartswendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06648698210260739599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-49944106231235922022007-09-30T15:09:00.000-05:002007-09-30T15:09:00.000-05:00Karla failed to mention that the greatest gift the ever gave me was herpes. <BR/><BR/>I was going to say it's like a gift every time she swears she's never talking to me again, but seeing as how she never sticks to that resolution, it's less like a gift and more like a painful tease.CommonWombathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07641027892608666495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-14827450585877677612007-09-28T05:23:00.000-05:002007-09-28T05:23:00.000-05:00I notice the baby isn't mentioned...which give me pause. Where's the baby?<BR/><BR/>(I think you're wonderful despite the vein of pure insanity which give you a lovely gleam to your eyes)<BR/><BR/>Also, I may just use your stickers and kisses ideas to express my feelings over my sister-in-law's upcoming wedding.Lyvviehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03660287093457746992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-2116885175115213222007-09-27T15:07:00.000-05:002007-09-27T15:07:00.000-05:00Great post. I was stifling a lot of laughter here in the office. Then you brought up Wombat's genitals in your comments. I hate you now.Antoniohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13551523252110967405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-84270383982366499032007-09-26T17:54:00.000-05:002007-09-26T17:54:00.000-05:00When I need a little lift and a lotta laugh I check in on your blog.Franceshttp://blogjem.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-41553872388989015592007-09-26T13:23:00.000-05:002007-09-26T13:23:00.000-05:00I did put you on my blogroll, that's gotta count for something. Although, I'm not sure that is a good thing. ;)New Diva on the Blogwww.sayanything.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-43219835268270087722007-09-26T12:32:00.000-05:002007-09-26T12:32:00.000-05:00no really it's non sexual in the most perverted kind of way....rob rob the party slobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05258733880707280873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-27482854904117592472007-09-26T09:32:00.000-05:002007-09-26T09:32:00.000-05:00SURE it's non-sexual...(please).<BR/><BR/>Um I have terrible heart-wrenching story about how TEXAS stole my birthday if you're at all interested sometime. And I cyber-bought your new kid a book so I've actually gone from sucking up to full-blown "move-over-uvula-here-comes-Karla's-ass" action with like no results. Except maybe it got Dyck all riled which was nice...<BR/><BR/>but back to me and my special day...I don't have one. I blame texas. Now I blame you for loving Texas.<BR/><BR/>good dayPattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12877810835143126177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-62603246825278749902007-09-25T22:43:00.000-05:002007-09-25T22:43:00.000-05:00I'm so glad I stumbled across you're blog you're a female version of me that can actually write. I may have a weird non-sexual internet crush on you now.rob rob the party slobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05258733880707280873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-52298525452446045282007-09-25T14:23:00.000-05:002007-09-25T14:23:00.000-05:00I believe those are not "Hershey's Kisses" as indicated, but instead are actually "Hershey's <I>Hugs</I>". Has all that progesterone flooded your brain causing you to confuse your chocolate gestures?<BR/><BR/>For my bday, make sure they're kisses. The ones with the almonds inside. Better hurry.honeykbeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05691024571941093898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-68005595294686449742007-09-25T13:13:00.000-05:002007-09-25T13:13:00.000-05:00Jenny: Don't be silly. I'm sure you're WAY funnier than most of my commenters.karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-22810104494778791942007-09-24T19:27:00.000-05:002007-09-24T19:27:00.000-05:00Holy crap. I'm not even funny enough to comment on your blog....I found you through Say Anything's blog roll. Well worth the trip over.Jenny from Chicagohttp://chasedbychildren.typepad.com/chased_by_childrennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-46322493909820791382007-09-24T11:55:00.000-05:002007-09-24T11:55:00.000-05:00Hey, I <I>tried</I> sucking up to you, but you gave me goatee crabs.<BR/><BR/>I'd like to have an ornament that reminds me of you, but is it possible to make one from a petri dish of syphilis? Wouldn't the CDC have to intervene?Effortlessly Averagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-36333306795985524432007-09-23T17:51:00.000-05:002007-09-23T17:51:00.000-05:00Wait, I have an idea. Can we have a gingerbread-house-making contest in honor of CW this year? It just seems like the right thing to do.Chebbles' Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917897064970938887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-79355623126064480602007-09-23T17:48:00.000-05:002007-09-23T17:48:00.000-05:00I was just sitting here in a pregnant funk thinking about how I HATE everybody's relationships with each other and people are so fake and needy, THEN I SAW THIS.<BR/><BR/>THANK YOU. You have restored my faith in humanity.<BR/><BR/>See, those Hershey's kisses are the best damn thing I've seen all YEAR. I am laughing so hard right now. What is beautiful is that you didn't resort to simple profanity, but heartfelt slogans, such as DIE and Stay out of Texas, and things that are really meaningful to both of you.Chebbles' Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02917897064970938887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-21149199850293468012007-09-23T12:24:00.000-05:002007-09-23T12:24:00.000-05:00You're kinda like the little girl in 5th grade that shows affection to the boy of her dreams by kicking him in the shins with wooden clogs. I think you love the wombat....scary thought. Makes me wonder what you do for/to the people you don't like. Either way, it makes for great reading. <BR/>StacieStaciehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725115146167877981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-36783907953807077792007-09-22T16:46:00.000-05:002007-09-22T16:46:00.000-05:00Pssst, testosterone pills are for men KB; read the label man.<BR/><BR/>CheersNocturnalhttp://www.nocturnaltendencies.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-71975887228818249222007-09-22T00:19:00.000-05:002007-09-22T00:19:00.000-05:00my birthday is a well kept secret from the 'make my own everything' moms i hang out with...<BR/><BR/>but you<BR/><BR/>you<BR/><BR/>it's january 30th. get to work!nitahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05597459215264934977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-41708931128082516042007-09-21T22:33:00.000-05:002007-09-21T22:33:00.000-05:00There are a few blogs that I read, authored by women such as yourself, that really make reading a great day.<BR/><BR/>You're priceless ... especially on 2/15Georgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369924981153052978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-75758849211196905572007-09-21T18:56:00.000-05:002007-09-21T18:56:00.000-05:00Dyck: No and no. Meaning, no, I'm not pregnant again--in fact, my hoo-ha has seen its last infant. And no, Wombat couldn't be the father. He'd need male genitalia for that.karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-14209008090819840292007-09-21T18:32:00.000-05:002007-09-21T18:32:00.000-05:00You are truly a goddess of gift-giving.~Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06774944172261988587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-85184861299605943242007-09-21T18:15:00.000-05:002007-09-21T18:15:00.000-05:00YOU CRAZY BABBLER!!! It is quite clear to everyone how infatuated you are with the Dingbat.<BR/><BR/>Meanwhile, there's a rumor going around that you're pregnant again. Could Dingbat be the father??Mighty Dyckersonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-5713308798751286402007-09-21T16:51:00.000-05:002007-09-21T16:51:00.000-05:00ACW: Yeah, but I couldn't have sent you anything. You're ANONYMOUS. But I like you like that.<BR/><BR/>Soapbox Superstar: Great question. So far he has done a few things for me, none of them good. He has made me wish I were dead, he has given me a deep aversion to Baltimore and all its inhabitants, he has taught me never to trust anyone you meet in Blogland, and he has caused me to have to re-carpet and re-upholster my entire house after his last visit. Some stains just don't come out. He taught me that, too.karlahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-78227032609265812192007-09-21T16:40:00.000-05:002007-09-21T16:40:00.000-05:00....but what has he done for YOU?soapbox.SUPERSTARhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12318801795920394873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503809.post-16750775666533974982007-09-21T16:01:00.000-05:002007-09-21T16:01:00.000-05:00<A HREF="http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2007/09/14/an-epic-legend-of-legendary-awesomeness/" REL="nofollow">You already missed mine.</A>anonymouscoworkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150082760630248973noreply@blogger.com