Comments on karlababble: This one is going to inspire you.

I will pick up your slack and start drinking more ...

2007-08-28T16:39:00.000-05:00

I will pick up your slack and start drinking more and killing more hitchhikers...thanks for picking up teh internet porn...I think I have seen all the poon and cock possible!

Your self improvement habits are hysterical! I'm i...

2007-08-28T15:35:00.000-05:00

Your self improvement habits are hysterical! I'm impressed.

Can be Thelma to your Louise? I'm sure we can get ...

2007-08-28T14:51:00.000-05:00

Can be Thelma to your Louise? I'm sure we can get all the baby seats in the back of your car...

I notice you've decided to continue to traffic in ...

2007-08-27T14:19:00.000-05:00

I notice you've decided to continue to traffic in black market babies. I guess every girl needs to make a living huh?

Don't worry, though: I'm sure it's only a matter of time before your new spawn is just as corrupt and jaded as you are. And that'll make life easier for us all, trust me.

I'd say congratulations, but you might think I care, and I know how much you hate that. Wait, now that I think about it.... CONGRATULATIONS!

i drink enough at night that when i wake up, i'm s...

2007-08-27T13:56:00.000-05:00

i drink enough at night that when i wake up, i'm still drunk. that works great.. esp. in a time crunch.

You know...I think you might be on to somethin' th...

2007-08-27T13:41:00.000-05:00

You know...I think you might be on to somethin' there, but don't go spreadin' that around.

:-D

Wouldn't it be more efficient to open your own sex...

2007-08-25T18:25:00.000-05:00

Wouldn't it be more efficient to open your own sex chat room? You know we would all show up -- oh, wait. That's probably a better reason not to.... Never mind.

I'm so proud of you and your new leaf. I assume yo...

2007-08-25T14:32:00.000-05:00

I'm so proud of you and your new leaf. I assume your own children will get an even bigger discount on the smokes? For extra Karla-Karma points?

WOW your blogging again. Is the new baby off the ...

2007-08-25T10:59:00.000-05:00

WOW your blogging again. Is the new baby off the tit or did you learn how to type with the baby attached to your fun bags?phzszme

Yesterday I was driving around and I noticed a van...

2007-08-24T18:30:00.000-05:00

Yesterday I was driving around and I noticed a vanity plate that said KBSELLS and I thought to myself "There she is Stace, There she is..you can finally get that heroin fix you've been craving!" and then I started honking my horn like crazy and motioning the driver to pull over so I could buy a bag, but then I noticed the backseat was completely devoid of carseats and I knew it wasn't you. I mean, really...you wouldn't hit the streets pushing drugs without your children in tow...
So here I am, without my fix and now I have to just add flavored rum to my orange juice.
life is so unfair.
Stacie

Ms Babble, many of us in the intellectual elite fi...

2007-08-24T16:41:00.000-05:00

Ms Babble, many of us in the intellectual elite find Dyck to be an abso-bloody-lutely, spiffing chap.
If there is any hope for you,Ms Babble it probably lies in your rededication to active perusal of internet porn...it's what Dyck would want of all of us...

Chase is beautiful Karla! Can't wait to see her!!

2007-08-24T13:04:00.000-05:00

Chase is beautiful Karla! Can't wait to see her!!

Thanks for making time to keep all of us amused! B...

2007-08-24T00:32:00.000-05:00

Thanks for making time to keep all of us amused! Between the the vodka, cigarette pushing, and finding new places to burry the bodies where do you find the time? Beautiful baby picture too.

Dr. Loudnoise, you are very perceptive. Ms. Babbl...

2007-08-23T19:49:00.000-05:00

Dr. Loudnoise, you are very perceptive. Ms. Babble and I are like twins. We even share the same underwear. We should probably start laundering them soon...

You didn't rule out the "other" type of morning "g...

2007-08-23T19:35:00.000-05:00

You didn't rule out the "other" type of morning "goose". So I would keep the cigarettes handy.

Those are some pretty weighty goals, Karla. But i...

2007-08-23T16:49:00.000-05:00

Those are some pretty weighty goals, Karla. But if anybody can do it, you can.

Dearest Crazy Lady,You know, it's amazing how the ...

2007-08-23T12:55:00.000-05:00

Dearest Crazy Lady,

You know, it's amazing how the simple act of opening one's legs and forgetting to buy condoms can (for some) lead to such pure, unyielding joy. I've heard tell (having no such experience myself) that welcoming a new life can make even the coldest, darkest life forms feel this way. Of course, when I brought mine home the feelings I remember most have more to do with the state of my mangled taint than anything remotely philosophical like yours. I can only guess you've been given better antipsychotics than were available to me (BITCH). Well, that or you delivered through your more than ample mouth-hole (don't hate, it's a gorgeous chasm...just embrace it).

Regardless, personally speaking I'm glad you've taken the time to reevaluate your priorities and do the necessary inner work that's making this epiphany possible for you. I only hope this healing spirit of rejuvenation and enlightenment spreads throughout your soul and endures.

I happen to know that there's not an ointment or injection around that can otherwise heal what ails you.

Bright Blessings & Bimbo Biscuits,

Me

Thank goodness you're back! I was beginning to wo...

2007-08-23T12:35:00.000-05:00

Thank goodness you're back! I was beginning to worry that the internet wouldn't have anyone to point to as the "world's worst blogger" anymore. It was much too hard to choose between the other options.

While you're at it, check out Google images on bif...

2007-08-23T11:55:00.000-05:00

While you're at it, check out Google images on bifurcated penis.

It'll enrich your life.

Trust me.

Are sure you don't kill hitchhiker's for their boo...

2007-08-23T09:21:00.000-05:00

Are sure you don't kill hitchhiker's for their booze? Sure it's low quality, but then again it's not about the taste I'm guessing.

Well thank God! I was beginning to worry that you...

2007-08-23T09:09:00.000-05:00

Well thank God! I was beginning to worry that your little neonate would begin to consume not only your life force but the time you dedicate to verbally abusing us.

Glad to see someone's priorities are in order.

(however, I do think 15 minutes is a little much)

Dr. Kenneth: You are hereby banned from Karlababb...

2007-08-23T09:01:00.000-05:00

Dr. Kenneth: You are hereby banned from Karlababble forever. That kind of insult doesn't go unpunished.

Always the giver!

2007-08-23T08:49:00.000-05:00

Always the giver!

Congrats on the baby! I haven't been by your site...

2007-08-23T00:18:00.000-05:00

Congrats on the baby!

I haven't been by your site in a while. It's good, but you really are like a female Mighty Dyckerson, aren't you?

YOU CRAZY BABBLER! Kudos for the everyday low pri...

2007-08-22T22:25:00.000-05:00

YOU CRAZY BABBLER! Kudos for the everyday low prices on cigarettes! I just hope your supplier isn't from China. Lead can be dangerous.