karlababble
Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Someone please help me. I can't tear myself away from Facebook long enough to write a blog post, wrap Christmas presents, feed my children, or do my weekly grocery shoplifting. Help. And don't judge me. Just help me, you self-righteous pricks.

Posted by karla @ 8:06 PM
 
YOU CRAZY BABBLER!!! You mean to tell me that FACEBOOK is preventing you from writing a post??

Glory Halleberry, there is a Santa Claus!!!
# posted by Blogger Mighty Dyckerson : Wed Dec 19, 10:54:00 PM
 
You know, I read this post in a hurry, and I misread "feeding my children" as "feeding on my children." Oh, man. I need this holiday break.
# posted by Blogger Valerie : Thu Dec 20, 07:58:00 AM
 
Hmmm which Karla are you?

~Jef
# posted by Blogger Edge : Thu Dec 20, 09:01:00 AM
 
When you find a cure, let me know. I need help too, though at least I'm the only one who depends on me for food.
# posted by Blogger Virginia : Thu Dec 20, 11:30:00 AM
 
As always, your charm is overwhelming :)

Ok, am I the only person in America (or the international community for that matter) who doesn't have a clue about Facebook? I thought I was so hip until now.
# posted by Blogger undercover celebrity : Thu Dec 20, 12:44:00 PM
 
Facebook is actually called Crackbook.

Welcome.
# posted by Blogger trinity67 : Thu Dec 20, 04:26:00 PM
 
Join the crowd. My coworkers are addicted and thankfully it has passed me by. Hell, I just got my first cell phone last week - and I'm still amazed people don't get carpal tunnel from texting all of the time.

BTW, try to tear yourself from the keyboard to enjoy/despise Christmas.
# posted by Blogger Plexus : Thu Dec 20, 06:42:00 PM
 
Would you like to install the Self-Righteous Pricks application?

(Yes/Sure/Always/Intervene)

Of course, I'm the wrong person to ask. I have a relatively common first and last name, so what'd *I* do? Start a group of people with my name.

How meta of me.
# posted by Anonymous ZenRender : Thu Dec 20, 09:58:00 PM
 
Why the hell am I not a friend of yours on facebook?

geez. ;)
# posted by Blogger Sarie : Thu Dec 20, 09:58:00 PM
 
Whats the big deal about Facebook?
# posted by Blogger marky : Fri Dec 21, 02:33:00 AM
 
Don't you have some diapers to change, or something?
# posted by Blogger OldHorsetailSnake : Fri Dec 21, 03:02:00 PM
 
I don't get it...MySpace, Facebook...none of it. Good luck with tearing yourself loose!
# posted by Blogger Sassy Blondie : Fri Dec 21, 04:03:00 PM
 
I am with you. I think there is something about feeling so connected when you are a mom of young children. In my previous life, I would have deleted every "Vampire" invitation or "Snowball Fight" but now? I'm like, "Oh yeah, let's get it ON." And I keep filling out those damn movie quizzes too, to "compare" my tastes with a bunch of acquaintances. WHY?????????????
# posted by Blogger Chebbles' Mama : Fri Dec 21, 04:34:00 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger Stan!! : Sat Dec 22, 03:00:00 PM
 
Tell me about it, Mrs B.
In need of a poke?
# posted by Blogger Stan!! : Sat Dec 22, 03:02:00 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger The Middle Lifer : Sun Dec 23, 09:56:00 AM
 
Steps to recovery:
1) Delete bookmark
2) Remove from Google reader
3) Remove widget from IGoogle
4) Tell yourself it was only a dream
5) Drink more pickle juice
# posted by Blogger The Middle Lifer : Sun Dec 23, 09:59:00 AM
 
Sorry, dude, you're on your own. I can't even BEGIN to help someone with a Facebook addiction
# posted by Blogger NWJR : Mon Dec 24, 07:12:00 AM
 
I signed up for the hellish black hole of facebook - and can't believe it is that addictive. Worse than Myspace....good luck!

Merry Christmas!
# posted by Blogger Tiggerlane : Mon Dec 24, 12:32:00 PM
 
So it WAS you that sent me that hatching crackpipe! Just as I suspected
# posted by Blogger honeykbee : Mon Dec 24, 05:33:00 PM
 

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