I write stuff here and you read it. You roll your eyes. I try to think of stuff that will elicit more eye rolling. The end.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I need an intervention.
Someone please help me. I can't tear myself away from Facebook long enough to write a blog post, wrap Christmas presents, feed my children, or do my weekly grocery shoplifting. Help. And don't judge me. Just help me, you self-righteous pricks.
YOU CRAZY BABBLER!!! You mean to tell me that FACEBOOK is preventing you from writing a post??
Glory Halleberry, there is a Santa Claus!!!
You know, I read this post in a hurry, and I misread "feeding my children" as "feeding on my children." Oh, man. I need this holiday break.
Hmmm which Karla are you?
When you find a cure, let me know. I need help too, though at least I'm the only one who depends on me for food.
As always, your charm is overwhelming :)
Ok, am I the only person in America (or the international community for that matter) who doesn't have a clue about Facebook? I thought I was so hip until now.
Facebook is actually called Crackbook.
Join the crowd. My coworkers are addicted and thankfully it has passed me by. Hell, I just got my first cell phone last week - and I'm still amazed people don't get carpal tunnel from texting all of the time.
BTW, try to tear yourself from the keyboard to enjoy/despise Christmas.
Would you like to install the Self-Righteous Pricks application?
Of course, I'm the wrong person to ask. I have a relatively common first and last name, so what'd *I* do? Start a group of people with my name.
How meta of me.
Why the hell am I not a friend of yours on facebook?
Whats the big deal about Facebook?
Don't you have some diapers to change, or something?
I don't get it...MySpace, Facebook...none of it. Good luck with tearing yourself loose!
I am with you. I think there is something about feeling so connected when you are a mom of young children. In my previous life, I would have deleted every "Vampire" invitation or "Snowball Fight" but now? I'm like, "Oh yeah, let's get it ON." And I keep filling out those damn movie quizzes too, to "compare" my tastes with a bunch of acquaintances. WHY?????????????
Tell me about it, Mrs B.
In need of a poke?
Steps to recovery:
1) Delete bookmark
2) Remove from Google reader
3) Remove widget from IGoogle
4) Tell yourself it was only a dream
5) Drink more pickle juice
Sorry, dude, you're on your own. I can't even BEGIN to help someone with a Facebook addiction
I signed up for the hellish black hole of facebook - and can't believe it is that addictive. Worse than Myspace....good luck!
So it WAS you that sent me that hatching crackpipe! Just as I suspected
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