I'm sorry I've taken so long to write a new post, but it's actually your fault. Recently I shared with you my inability to find a decent workout bra. It was a great dilemma for me, and the source of much sadness in my life. In the comments section of that post, a few of you took the opportunity to simply make a few crude boobie jokes, but the more genuine and compassionate among you offered your help, giving me recommendations on workout bras you'd tried yourself or had heard of from other people. To you good folks, I extend my most heartfelt thanks, for it's people like you who make the world, and my cleavage, a better place.
How does this explain my tardiness in writing a new blog post? Well, thanks to your advice, I did indeed find a great workout bra--comfortable, attractive and supportive all at once. So thrilled am I with this product that I have spent all my time exercising instead of doing other things (like blogging, working, cleaning the house or caring for my children). Here's a picture of me using this recent purchase: As you can probably see from the serene expression on my face, my new workout bra provides such comfort and stability that I hardly feel like I'm working out. It makes my C cup look like a DD cup, and it even gives the appearance of a heart-shaped tanning mark on my suddenly flat abs.
In summary, I thank you for your help. It gives me comfort to know that I can turn to you for advice when I am lost or confused. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to hit the treadmill.
Watch out with that massive weight, K. You're going to get Popeye arms. You already have Popeye boobs.
Did the boobs come with the bra?
you know, my grandmother is supposed to be working out more now after her surgery, maybe i'll get her one of those special bras. plus it looks like it comes with a big blue colostomy bag. this is so perfect. i can't wait til she tries it on for me!
Oh come on, we all know what's been on your chest that you need to get off: Wombat.
That is quite the wonder bra.
(Your form looks good too.)
That's amazing. My workout bra makes me look like a malnourished boy. I need to look into that make / model.
YOU PREGNANT BABBLER!!! No way do you look like that after giving birth to seven illegitimate children.
Although there do appear to be TWO dumbbells in that photo...
I am SOO getting that bra!
Glad you found something that has evidently done amazing things for you in a short period of time...by the way, where are your kids??
That bra makes your hair look really blonde.
That's false advertising, hands down.
I'm happy for you, I guess.
That was painful for me to be that genuine. I'm really only good for "crude boobie jokes."
Liar! Liar! Bra's on fire!!
It looks like you may be hitting the bordello, as well.
where the hell did you ever find that magnificent workout bra!!??!!??
i've been searching the world for one like that ever since i hit puberty!
Nice lil heart sunless-tattoo just above your waistband..lol..
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