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Sunday, April 09, 2006
As you're no doubt aware, karlababble.com is an important tool for millions of people. It's your one-stop source for all kinds of information and advice, to include:
Gardening tips Detailed stock analyses Sizing chart for sport bras Metric conversion table Cooking tips Flight arrival and departure times Arabic fonts Discounts on teeth whitening procedures Apartment locator service Custom-made orthopedic shoes Tarot card readings Lightning-fast tax returns Plastic surgeon referrals Expedited passports Chinese-English translation Filtered drinking water Pre-marital counseling Frozen embryo transfers Autographed 8x10 glossies of Barry Manilow Confidential STD testing Rare/endangered fish Flu vaccinations Spiritual guidance Sugar-free Jello Black-market babies ...and so much more! We here at Karlababble Industries pride ourselves on providing a wide range of goods/ services/ guidance/ information to our clients/ members/ inmates/ castaways/ offspring/ followers, and we're proud to announce our latest area of expertise: Fashion! Recently I bought a shirt so attractive, so flattering, so stylish and so chic that I felt I had to share it with you.  I know what you're thinking: "Never mind the shirt, check out that fabulous model!" Please; you're embarrassing me. I'm here to showcase the shirt, not myself. No wardrobe is complete without one of these gems.Feel free to visit the design-your-own area of Jerkass Clothing, which is where this fine piece of couture came from. (Although it doesn't seem to work in Mozilla Firefox, which is so December 2005.) But don't get all hung up on that site--head back here afterward. After all, there's no information about black market babies or sugar-free Jello there. Labels: The internet--it's more than just pornography Posted by karla @ 12:00 PM
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I read this as:
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blabeddy blah...
An attention-starved Karla flaunting her boobs on the internet...
Blah blah blah..."
Keep this up, and I'll flaunt MY boobs on the internet. And you DO NOT want that.
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blabeddy blah...
An attention-starved Karla flaunting her boobs on the internet...
Blah blah blah..."
Keep this up, and I'll flaunt MY boobs on the internet. And you DO NOT want that.
Oh God, no--I don't want any part of you flaunted on the internet. I'll remove this post (boobs and all) right now if you promise never to post another photo of yourself on that fecal-centric blog of yours.
But pics of Sally are still allowed.
But pics of Sally are still allowed.
Thank goodness. I needed a resource for Chinese-English translation and an apartment locater service. My day just got THAT much easier...
i am desperate to transfer my frozen embryos.
also for cooking tips.
(those things are probably unrelated, but i cannot guarantee.)
also for cooking tips.
(those things are probably unrelated, but i cannot guarantee.)
Um, yes. I need more info on flight departure times, plastic surgeon referrals, and expedited passports. I can get the passport with a different name than my own, right? And please answer this quickly. VERY quickly.
I like the Missouri one, dude. I have one that says, "Alabama, where having a mullet IS keeping it real." Unfortunately, because we ran out of food stamps, I had to return the "Oregon, come for the wilderness, stay for the strip clubs" so we could buy cabbage or something. Damn the man. I have always envisioned a shirt that says on the front 'Virginia is for lovers' and on the back: 'West Virginia is for lovers...who are cousins!' Get it? 'cause they're all inbred. That's all my help for the day. (:
Great shirt! Very amusing.
If you're worried about people not returning after they visit a link on your site, you can add target="_blank" after the web address but before the last >. That just opens each link in a new window, so your blog is still there.
If you're worried about people not returning after they visit a link on your site, you can add target="_blank" after the web address but before the last >. That just opens each link in a new window, so your blog is still there.
That shirt is hilarious. And I am so impressed that you now offer private STD screenings. Thank goodness!
Man that is sexy, a shirt with boobs in it and a swell message. It don't get any better. Unless the boobs get bigger.
The state of Texas and its residents must keep the clever phrase t-shirt companies in business. Must be because Jesus keeps a house there.
Yes, that is all well and good, but I need some money laundered and a body disposed of. Can you help with THAT?
Nice shirt!!
Where were you when I really needed advice on custom-made orthopedic shoes?!
Read my cards will you, love?
Where were you when I really needed advice on custom-made orthopedic shoes?!
Read my cards will you, love?
Love the shirt.
Love ringer T's.
As for the Alabama shirt, I haven't seen it. But I can attest, mullets are alive and thriving here.
Love ringer T's.
As for the Alabama shirt, I haven't seen it. But I can attest, mullets are alive and thriving here.
I read black market babies and thought of black jelly babies, which are so yummy, I want one! But I can't have one, as I am in the middle of nowhere. Doh.
Nice t-shirt!
Nice t-shirt!
No shit, the NINbreeder gig is alive and kicking in your neck of the woods.
Fortunately your a bright spot.
TGIF.
P.S. Since nobody's had the balls to say it: "Nice Tits KB"
Fortunately your a bright spot.
TGIF.
P.S. Since nobody's had the balls to say it: "Nice Tits KB"
Sometimes I really miss Dallas. People just aren't as interesting in VA as in TX!!! Although,the PRIDE factor is on PAR!
~ Fab : )
~ Fab : )
Helloooo?
Ummmm, Karla? Isn't it time to come out of your drug-induced haze and post again? Lazy ass.
Ummmm, Karla? Isn't it time to come out of your drug-induced haze and post again? Lazy ass.
I wouldn't mind visiting the heart of Texas, if you know what I'm saying... But if you don't, what I'm saying is, I'd like to lick your boobies.
That site rocks hard. I'm off to create one that says "I Lap Up Karla's Babble". Try and stop me.
You forgot to add to your list "The latest in showtunes".
You forgot to add to your list "The latest in showtunes".