Wednesday, July 20, 2005

To the person who found this site by searching for "Hospital humiliation bib diaper"

Alright pal, I don't know what kind of sick fantasies you're into, but I'll have no part of it. There are plenty of websites out there for pervs and sickos; there's no need for you to bring your creepiness here. Although I do congratulate you on spelling "humiliation" right--I tend to think very twisted people are also bad spellers. Why is that?

And if you're not a sicko, and have instead found yourself hospitalized recently for some minor thing like hernia surgery or appendix removal, and vaguely remember half-waking at some point from an anesthesia haze to discover that a wacko doctor had dressed you in a bib and diaper and was filming some kind of seedy hospital porno film with you as the unwitting star, then I apologize for thinking you were a creep. Please call the police immediately. Although I warn you, these kinds of accusations are very hard to prove; I know when it happened to me it was my word against the doctor, who was very well-respected in that small town. Even when the investigating officers found the hidden stash of adult diapers and video tapes in the back of the doctor's office closet, they still chose to believe they were there for some higher purpose than filming patients in humiliating scenarios and selling the tapes on the black market. Please, if any of you out there have purchased one of these tapes, I could really use you as a witness should my case ever be reopened.

16 comments:

Carolyn said...

You have led a very strange, terrifying, and wonderful life!

ben said...

I suddenly feel very dirty about watching adult diaper porno. I'm off to a confessional...

keep up the great work! =)

rebcram said...

OMG, did that really happen???? I love how you confront the people who find your site through odd search terms. Nice!

leesepea said...

HA!

How the... what the...

Here's the thing; I get something like 10,000 results when I type in the search string. I had to type in "karla" at the beginning to come up with your site.

So did this dude search through pages and pages of non-suitable hospital humiliation bib diaper websites before happening upon yours?

I don't get very many interesting searches. People keep linking to me via your site with the search string "array." I don't get it.

I am having fun watching them visit, though. :)

La Boom said...

Sorry about that mon...need to watch which site I am coming from.

Christi said...

ewwww, creepy bib-wearing sickos!

Lyvvie said...

weird folk in this world.

karla said...

Leesepea: It didn't come from a Google search, or any search engine I had heard of. It was from Bluewin, which looks like German/Italian thing. Here's the link to my search:

http://search.bluewin.ch/bw/search/
web/fr/result.jsp?qry=hospital%20
humiliation%20bib%20diaper&what=web

Lola Viajera said...

Hi Karla !
You're very wellcome.

"REIR" Means To laugh so I said: That if they want to read something about a proud mother that can't stop saying how cute her baby is, they have to click on your link, cause they are going to laugh with your ideas.

Take care !

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I bet Ms. Babble looks good in diaper. I'm going on porno search right now....

TheMartins said...

Oh that is creepy. Hope they leave you alone. My husband's site has someone from a car dealership that just sits on his site for hours. We don't know why. We even tried leaving a message for them on the site but they don't answer it. I wish all sicko's would go away. Sad world we live in.

Walker said...

Ha Ha Ha I shouldn't laugh I may find myself in that situation someday so I better get my laughs in now LOL
They link words from your post to the wierdest things. I have been linked to a load of divorce cases and have never been married. LOL
Have a nice day.

Lisa said...

I come up on some really weird google searches, I'm always amazed and sometimes horrified at what I see on my stat counter references lol

deni said...

Hi, here from Walker's blog.

I had a weirdo find my site, apparently he was looking for 'spanking mommy sex trio'.

How he ended up on my site, I will never know.

Sick weirdos.

a fish on a bycicle said...

oh dear, I'm new to this, I just a place to write down random thoughts, have a bit of a rant occasionally....please tell me it's not like the real world, infested by exotically depraved

MarkFarley said...

lol