Thursday, October 27, 2005

Hey, something smells great, mom! What's cooking? Uh-oh....



Hey, good news! Jake still fits in things! Foolishly, I thought he had gotten too big for that, but I've recently discovered that if you fold him enough times, he can fit into almost anything. For my next trick, I'll put him into a #10 envelope and mail him to Grandma.

(By the way, whoever comes up with a better caption for this picture wins one 8 month-old Caucasian male infant. I'll have him shipped via FedEx to your home or office within 2 business days. But I'm keeping the pot--it's great for making chili.)

31 comments:

dizzy von damn! said...

i need to think about this caption thing, but i pretty much call dibs on that baby.

i have a pot of my own, so he won't feel too confused about his new home.

Ritmeyer said...

I can't stop laughing. You are so wrong, I love it. I fear for my husbands delicate sensabilities when we have offspring because I would totally do something like this (and the others) to the horror of Skywalker. Ha ha.

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Leesa said...

That is too cute:)

"Baby--the other white meat"

Joanna Arcieri said...

adorable picture. and for a caption... "where's the beef?". I'm horrible at being creative

Kiki said...

OMG you crack me up.

Emily said...

I LOVE MY BABY FITS IN THINGS!!!! Please find more things he fits in!

Ideas: pet carrier (this could prove handy); glove box; tires (you know, like the Michellan baby); mailboxes; pea pods (seems to work for Anne Geddes); and small ice chests.

...see, this is why I don't have kids

Leah said...

This is my favorite thing to do with babies. That pot looks a little like our old brew kettle, but the new one will fit him until he's like 4. Just in case you're still worried about him not fitting in things.

Anonymous said...

How about..."Wait 'til you see the special sauce I'm cooking up down here!"

Anonymous said...

That is fucking hilarious. Man, is he going to be pissed off in 20 years when he sees that one. But it's definitely worth it. Too funny.

Brandon said...

"Do you have a bun in the oven?"

"In a manner of speaking."

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"Hey, Mom! What does 'simmer' mean?"

gina said...

i liked bea's answer the best.....oh wait......did i get a vote??

btw, cute kid. i've got two of my own.

Blondie... said...

*sigh*

I love that more moms aside from me use their children for entertainment. hehe

He's so happy to be in the hot seat though! ;-)

Love it!

CommonWombat said...

Nice to see you're potty training him at such a young age.

Why do I envision this picture surfacing in a courtroom sometime in your future? "It was just a JOKE, your honor, I swear... Look, he's not even on a burner!"

soapbox.SUPERSTAR said...

Pot-Luck (just not so lucky for some).

Very adoreable!!!

mrhaney said...

great picture karla. keep them comming.

pylorns said...

THe young lad decided to tell his parents exactly what he thought about the chili, by taking a dump in the pot.

Anonymous said...

So funny, and he looks so happy to be there, that just makes the picture so much better. Just please don't see if he can fit in the refrigerator.

acw said...

A Cannibals' Photographic Guide to Cooking Humans- Chapter 6 *Veal*

CommonWombat said...

I showed that picture to Sal... She just about fell over laughing and then lamented the fact that SHE doesn't get to meet you.

Because, you know, any woman that puts her baby in cookware is GOOD PEOPLE.

Anonymous said...

My quote for submission:

"What? How the hell do you cook yours?"

Yoda said...

"Our NEW and IMPROVED Disposable Aluminum Diapers do double duty!"

Maja said...

"I just pooed in the pot!"

Anonymous said...

"I feel like a little kid, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."

john boy said...

"Soylent Green, The Early Years"

But, do NOT send me your child. lol

AvR said...

"At Karlababble, we eat our young"

Amanda said...

so funny...
i think i have a wok for naptime.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I really want to win the kid. I am correct in that the one pictured is the one up for grabs, right? Because I don't want an ugly kid. Those I can get anywhere. Heck, I can make those myself.

Anyway, caption:

"Hotter, mommy. Hotter!!!!"

Or what about simply turning it into a greeting card?

"Happy Thanksgiving!"

Or one of those name joke thingies...

What do you call a baby boiling in a pot?

Stewie.

Christi said...

I was going to think up something great...till I found out what the prize was! Not so sure I can handle another one right now! He is so cute, though! We had so much fun stuffing our son into things when he was little! As a matter of fact, we stuffed him into a box this afternoon! He loved it!

Anonymous said...

OK- that's just funny as hell. Make sure you save this photo, so when he tells his therapist that his mother tried to cook him, you can point out that he wasn't even on a burner.

Fish said...

"Stick a fork in me - I'm done"